Gremlins: Buffalo/NY

Two pals find superstition and incomplete-darkness in the Homeland with a 'Gremlin' creature with a bread-omen for (American) dry-excellence!

Thought I'd follow the heaviness of that last piece with this bright/cheery 'fanfiction' of Gremlins (Joe Dante). Thanks for reading (and enjoy), 

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AMLAN: This guy at the Chinese-eatery (sage) gifted me a 'Gremlin' pet, pal.

MARCUS: An ancient creature (tiny) with an omen for not feeding it bread.

AMLAN: Correct-o, housemate; we'll draw interest for pet-IQ on Facebook.

MARCUS: While keeping secret (cool).

Buffalo during the football-season (Xmastime) drew a 'Gremlin' creature-gift (pet) to Amlan during his holiday-season visit to the town's fave Asian-eatery, and he was warned not to feed the creature any bread for food, as an omen, which didn't turn out to be a strict lesson but rather a 'cold' misadventure of mutations and multiplication requiring 'incomplete-distances' to Earthling superstitions for Xmas-photo (hmmm).

MARCUS: You gave it luchi?

AMLAN: I was eating it, passed-out drunk (Pina-Coladas), and it chewed some!

MARCUS: Then it multiplied into 5 Gremlins, man?

AMLAN: Yeah, and 3/5 mutated into hideous trolls and sneaked out of the house.

MARCUS: Geez...at least the original seems alright; we'll shield it from hell.

AMLAN: Good (thanx).

Why'd Amlan and Marcus, two grad-pals in Buffalo (NY) sharing a house while working on comics together as artists, become now mired in a Homeland superstitious misadventure, tracking the (secret) multiples/trolls of the (original) 'Gremlin' who accidentally caught 'wind' of Amlan's culinary-treat soft/zesty (Indian) luchi-bread thanksgiving-diner plate chat(s)?

INTERVIEW: You tracked the troll-variants singing carols in house-yards in snow?

AMLAN/MARCUS: They were terrified of water-guns, we learned; good war(s).

INTERVIEW: They simply 'melted' when shot by your toy-guns, friends?
AMLAN/MARCUS: We promptly returned the non-trolls to the Chinese-sage.

INTERVIEW: Sounds like you made for Xmas 'discovery' in Earthling-matter (ha).

AMLAN/MARCUS: We'd like to think it's (simply) comics-safeties; not hell!

INTERVIEW: Still a fan of (Indian) luchi, friends?

AMLAN/MARCUS: Can't let hell/trolls dissuade Xmas 'bread-lyric' for bureaucracy.

INTERVIEW: Of course (for the Ego!).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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