Pine Barrens Myth: Creeper-Jack's Bottle

A Story by Abishai100

A Homeland adversary draws a vigilante-exorcist 'force' (Reliables) for Earthling-culture statements in transit-defense (for a 'bottled' myth).

A Homeland superstition yarn featuring the nasty horror-avatar Creeper (Jeepers-Creepers) and an allusion to the imp-devil Spring-heeled Jack (old-London lore). Thanks for reading,

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AMLAN: This 'Creeper' with axes-hands is Spring-heeled Jack reborn!

MARCUS: Amlan thinks this hat-and-coat bat-wing flyer's an old-London imp.

EZZY: As a vigilante-exorcist 'team' of reckoning, we need 'American' stands.

DANICA: Flare-guns for grounding the flyer-terrorist; sports-IQ in capitalism!

AMLAN: Great Facebook poke, friends...we'll call us the Reliables.

Well, the 'Reliables' (Amlan/Marcus/Ezzy/Danica) darted to the haunted/myth-rich Pine-Barrens forests in the Homeland-Jersey area of 'incomplete-distances' to transit-superstitions securities for hospitality-readings to investigate the sightings of a hat-and-coat wearing 'zombie-specter' with battle-axes hands and decapitation agenda for terrorism/invasion image in the post-9/11 era of Earth-paranoia for domain-controls/sanity. Amlan knew this Creeper was (somehow) Spring-heeled Jack reborn for a new millennium transit/pedestrian 'paranoia' about inventive terrorism and lifestyle-perturbance; and the Pine-Barrens had been a woods 'rich' with crossing-hauntings lore and tales of unusual examination-chess. Would the Reliables (would-be heroes) have sufficiency in sports-media Earthling 'language-arts' for a vigilante-exorcist stand against this 'Creeper-Jack' after grounding his night-flyer activity with flare-light (for a bureaucracy-reading)?

RELIABLES: We ground you with flare for a fare-culture stand in net-activity!
CREEPER: You mark me as a simpleton-terrorist and claim 'sports-IQ' myth(s)?

RELIABLES: We know you're (somehow) Spring-heeled Jack (reborn), devil.

CREEPER: What's this net-activity language-arts for logistical domain-chess?

RELIABLES: We cite the 'famous' Liar-paradox: "Every statement is false."

CREEPER: Contradiction in communication-structure; true/false conflict(s)?

RELIABLES: A vigilante-exorcist language-arts, Creeper-Jack; for Earth-chess.

CREEPER: Proceed (for this 'bureaucracy-reading')!

The Reliables (Amlan/Marcus/Ezzy/Danica) whipped-out their 'iconic' sports-media net-activity 'trophy' for language-arts stands against the adversarial Creeper-Jack, who'd been (already) linked to vanishings/decapitations in the Homeland and sought to secure domain-transit confidence in the Pine Barrens for Earthling-materialism (wow).

RELIABLES: This Bills-QB treasure/item beckons a 1990 Giants Xmas-show.

CREEPER: A pre-Bowl 'haunting' shine for regrets in Buffalo-football sadness?

RELIABLES: Prior to that field goal 'linked' Bills heartbreak, there was glory!

CREEPER: You cite a December 15 (1990) Bills win over NY (17-13); Norwood?

RELIABLES: Norwood (Buffalo) had 3 wonderful field goals in that show, pal.

CREEPER: Why should I care, heroes?
RELIABLES: "Every statement is false," Creeper-Jack; self-revealed pulse(s).

CREEPER: Your Bills-QB memoir-diadem's an Earthling-stand for patriotism?

RELIABLES: Isn't patriotism a 'thing' of domain/transit glass, devil?
CREEPER: Damn (bureaucracy-reading).

RELIABLES: Why don't you self-exile (ocean-abyss) as a (private) critic of IQ?

CREEPER: Damn (bureaucracy-reading).

'Creeper-Jack' conceded to a (secret/private) self-exile 'status' (deep-ocean abyss) but refused to disclose his bottle-secret concerning his (real) ID-link with the 19th-Century old-London street-transit terrorism superstition imp-devil (Spring-heeled Jack). Amlan now hoped to 'catch' the micro-miracle 'deed' with a post-9/11 era Homeland invasion superstition(s) microfiche-library 'wrought' faerie-tale of incomplete-distances to transit/traffic myths for a cool bureaucracy-reading in Earthling-crossings grey-crayons (wow).