Die Hard: NY/Homeland

A Story by Abishai100

Adaptation of the iconic movie-series about 'incomplete-distances' to terrorism-engagements for world/Earth readings (in transit).

A fun adaptation-fanfiction of that iconic antiterrorism-franchise Die Hard. Thanks for reading,

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CHIEF: You're Shelley McClane, John's cousin (famous terrorism-hero fighter)?

SHELLEY: I'm it; can't wait to be just a normal street-policewoman in NY/USA!

CHIEF: Good, because we've got some strange bank-report and need a cop-IQ.

SHELLEY: Good Facebook-poke, Chief (thanx!).

It was Xmas in the Homeland, and for the post-9/11 era holiday-shoppers, a strange bank report seemed quite undesirable, but it's what new-officer Shelley McClane was assigned to clean/navigate, and she sped to the Fed (NY) in her shiny-new car and hoped to bring good Facebook-pokes for consumerism/traffic (hmmm).

MCCLANE: You're diamond-thieves with some federalism-grudge, so come out!

SATAN/RAKI: Put-down your megaphone; we're blood-diamond eco-warriors.

MCCLANE: What do you want (NY)?

SATAN/RAKI: Post-Halloween/Thanksgiving street-theater politics for chess/IQ.

MCCLANE: I refuse to listen to some 'rant' veil made by thieves, you two.

SATAN/RAKI: We've entered as street-theater artists seeking (costumed) funds.

MCCLANE: How'd you suppose this is Homeland blood-diamond chess, heroes?
SATAN/RAKI: Are you related to hero John McClane, officer-lady person (ha)?

MCCLANE: This is not a good Facebook-Halloween like.

The two 'thieves' (Satan/Raki) had a hijacked bus take them to the Fed where they marched in as 'street-theater performers' with theater-prop toy water-rifles (filled with HCL) and proceeded to seize the entire bank and move the customers/guards into the basement while they held the manager hostage and burned a hole into the (Ion-company) boxes and swapped the stored/rumored/insured conflict-zone gems from Africa with eco-message glass-animal miniatures and sought to depart in the very-same bus post-deed of 'eco-politics' warfare in the post-9/11 era (wow).

MCCLANE: These are just thieves using eco-message for masking bandit-chess.

JOURNALIST: You claim reports they'd been known as street-artists from East?

MCCLANE: Algiers and Beijing or something, and unsure of any eco-agenda IQ!
JOURNALIST: What's the Homeland (NY) examinations-plan, Shelley McClane?

MCCLANE: Lure them as eco-legit and draw them to a 'Facebook' trap (IQ).

JOURNALIST: Good readings (thanx, and Godspeed, McClane).

After allowing the two terrorist-thieves at the Fed board their 'getaway-craft' (bus) following post-eco deed placements inside the iconic Homeland bank/institution, Officer Shelley McClane, cousin of celeb-terrorist hero fighter (John McClane), followed them in a borrowed taxi in layman costumes and drove in front of the bus pretending to be drunk.

SATAN/RAKI: What the hell are you doing lady?
MCCLANE: I'm a cabbie...heard the bank/bus thing on the radio; very-drunk!

SATAN/RAKI: You're coming with us (as our airport-terminal getaway hostage).

MCCLANE: Hail to the Fed, gents (damn).

It was inside the airport-terminal (JFK) where McClane had her cohorts plant a secret/hidden firearm which she procured to backstab her two hostage-makers (Satan/Raki) who really did turn-out to be (simply/purely) diamond-thieves with no eco-agenda whatsoever for modern terrorism-journals for photo-synthesis (wow).