Bo-Kitana: Earthling B+

A martial arts warrior man and his lady-friend warrior-princess make for an Earth-realm diamond-adventure worth its weight in 'academic' value(s).

A fun fan-fiction of Mortal Kombat characterizations. 

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Bo, saintly fatso martial arts warrior of Outworld, decided to travel to Earth-realm through the Stargate-portal to infiltrate the capitalism-race 'chess' intelligence of human civilization and make for a media/net activity 'drawn' social consciousness (hmmm).

He wouldn't be alone on this journey, for his some-time lady-friend and muse, Kitana, warrior-princess with blade-fan weapons and great insight, was to accompany him on this special Earth-world examination and would transform with Bo into Western-world (American) citizens of a special capitalism-race super vision art (for commerce/exchange readings).

BO: I'm the American prince named Mr. Amlan Satan, lady-angel of mine.

KITANA: Good; I've become your ally in this diamond-race chess, Ezzy Harris.

BO: Me thinks we'll make for a bureaucracy-imprint in the West with IQ!

KITANA: Sure, Bo; in deed, we'd become a more 'overground' Bonnie/Clyde.

BO: For the sake of good drink/consciousness (ha).

As the fantastic duo, Amlan/Ezzy, the transformed and disguised and veiled Western capitalism-race infiltrations 'artists' (Bo/Kitana) had become special blood-diamond bank swap experts, making exchanges of rumored conflict-zone gems from Africa with glass-animal miniature figurines for an eco-message super vision as Halloween approached, offering the two super individuals a special pre-Thanksgiving/Xmas view of all things commercial/bureaucratic (hmmm).

AMLAN (Bo): We make 'toast' for our miracle(s) with (Indian) luchi-bread.

EZZY (Kitana): Excellence, for darkness; hospitality-readings in swift-fortune.

AMLAN: We're the best, my-lady; perchance we'll write our own faerie-tale.

EZZY: Yeah...perhaps for a fortune-reading and 'chess-IQ' in consumerism.

AMLAN: Nicely-plated, Ezzy Harris.

Sure, the Earth-realm in the 21st-Century did in deed require special super vision for blood-diamond eco-capitalism woes drawing (Interpol-relation?) eyes, and that's what Bo and Kitana offered human civilization, as the fantastic Amlan and Ezzy. Would they write their own tale or be canonized as an 'overground' Bonnie/Clyde? What do you think (for world-governance matter)?

KITANA: You brought back a souvenir, honey?
BO: An American Thanksgiving-TV memoir of all things fortune/sportsman.

KITANA: Perchance a reflection of capitalism's special axes-hands of chess.

BO: We did (very) well, as Amlan/Ezzy; this Lions-QB rookie-card's good.

KITANA: Well...I suppose this was some matrix-card for 'stencil' consumerism.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)