Gotham-Magazine

A Story by Abishai100

Can heroes-of-the-day safeguard commerce/lifestyle 'vanities' as eco-terrorism hellmouths create a Homeland (Gotham) 'book' for (American) deafened excellence?

A fun adaptation of varied Batman/Robin (DC Comics) storyboards. Happy '24!

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Batman and Robin (Amlan Satan and Marcus Raki) had become high Homeland masked-vigilante defenders in the new millennium of dangerous incomplete-distances to traffic/commerce 'linked' securities for globalism-rhetoric and exchange as criminally-insane 'super villains' rose to prominence, the latest being the Hungarian eco-terrorist Ra's al Ghul who sought to subvert/challenge the two masked heroes' senses of Earthling transit-superstitions confidence and threatened the Gotham City Bank as well as the Aquarium with a horrid 'blood-diamond insurance' corruption schematic for magazine-culture paranoia and pedestrian hellmouth photo-synthesis.

BATMAN (Mr. Amlan Satan): We swap gems for glass-animals for eco-sarcasm!

ROBIN (Mr. Marcus Raki): Bureaucracy underline for Ra's veiled revolution.

BATMAN: Should make for Mardi-Gras and Mummers-Parade media light.

ROBIN: Seems we're the costumed theater-men of festive culture pageantry.

BATMAN: That's because Ra's may be the Devil himself, destroying tourism.

ROBIN: The greatest trick the Devil pulled --- convincing all he wasn't real!

BATMAN: Halloween-theater for pre-Thanksgiving/Xmas consumerism chess.

ROBIN: I never figured the Devil (Ra's?) was a fan of Halloween/Valentine's.

Of course Ra's al Ghul was (in deed) no 'super fan' of Earthling-transit or Homeland-life or American-consciousness or Gotham-capitalism and fumed at the vigilante-defiance created by the two city-heroes (Batman/Robin) and resolved to expose their unmasked identities (overground personas) to ridicule/smear them as ordinary people with frailty intelligence for superstition extrapolation(s). His eco-terrorist blood-diamond agenda at the Gotham Bank coupled with Aquarium terrorist-threat for pre-Thanksgiving/Xmas consumerism seasons would sully tourism-shine for Gotham City, which is why Batman and Robin (Amlan and Marcus), who were by-day socialite-businessmen running a 'cool' toy company (Proto-Co.), refused to allow this 'Devil' (Ra's?) to literally (or figuratively) destroy transit-flares (for diamonds or fish).

RA'S: Are you advocates of Proto-Co., heroes?
BATMAN/ROBIN: Toyland-sales are of no concern to an eco-terrorist, Devil.

RA'S: I don't love mankind, like the Devil; you're idealists for Utopian glitter!

BATMAN/ROBIN: We just might triumph in casting traffic/commerce as art.

RA'S: For your sake, it'd be a dire-straits prerequisite, under my scheme(s).

BATMAN/ROBIN: This land/country/city is for the artists, not terrorists, Ra's.

RA'S: We shall see, heroes (for bureaucracy).

BATMAN (Amlan Satan): Ra's resurrects post-WWII Roswell-invasion paranoia.

ROBIN (Marcus Raki): He's a real 'Devil' for transit/traffic superstitions-hell!

BATMAN: We'll orchestrate a fun Aquarium security-line(s) for Thanksgiving!

ROBIN: Seems a right-o social-media counter-punch for tourism-sarcasm.

BATMAN: All we need on Earth is a 'microfiche-chess' for traffic's bread.

ROBIN: Very cool.

The two heroes used social media platforms and Proto-Co. to cast an Americana 'trophy' of Detroit Lions (Thanksgiving-TV football culture in the USA) fanfare in Gotham City for a special magazine-venture 'linking' commerce and sportsmanship with traffic/tourism hospitality 'good-feelings' in defiance of Ra's devilish eco-terrorism threats to tourism and treasure. This Lions-treasure, a 'cool' QB-rookie card with Super Bowl premonitions culture 'ghost-magic' would yield a special handshake for what was sacred in Gotham/America...those distances to net-activity 'drawn' bureaucracy-flares (for the Ego).

Amlan Satan and Marcus Raki hosted a special Proto-Co. world-exchange 'reflection' culinary-treat soft/zesty (Indian) luchi-bread thanksgiving-diner plate chat(s) at their HQ (Gotham) after Ra's al Ghul (that Devil) conceded to a (secret) self-exile for a (private) criticism of Earth-world capitalism/media journalism, during which there'd be a special hospitality-reading 'examination' of all things of 'matter' to Earthlings in the 21st-Century...plating data/banks (sure).