The Wire-Woman

A private-eye in New Orleans makes for a security-game for an Irish emigrant woman ('Ezzy') is pursued by a Night-Slasher.

A tale of Homeland securities, inspired by varied media/comics. 

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AMLAN: I'm the right-man for this Mardi-Gras work, Esmerelda.

EZZY: Call me Ezzy, Mr. Satan (and thanx).

AMLAN: I'll determine if this Night-Slasher is a copycat and Irish hater.

EZZY: Cool; I'll hope to make Facebook like for New Orleans high-seasons.

AMLAN: You don't recall any encounter of bad-faith while in Europe, Ezzy?

EZZY: After leaving that part of the world, all I remember is American chests.

AMLAN: Good...I'll find a route for lure/books (thanx).

Poor Esmerelda ('Ezzy'), who'd considered herself suddenly a UK-emigrant of Irish descent with a dark agenda examination after a 'Night-Slasher' claimant sent her 'bad-mail' to her phone, claiming he knew all about her Irish biases, and she hired a private-eye (Mr. Amlan Satan) who promised to make Mardi-Gras much safer for Facebook like and uncover the 'chess' agenda of this Homeland stalker in this new millennium of 'incomplete-distances' to transit-superstitions confidences (and heat).

NIGHT-SLASHER: I'm no copycat; I'm an original-hunter and reader online.

'ASSOCIATE': Seems this lady-damsel may've found friends for Mardi-Gras, pal!

NIGHT-SLASHER: You ensure she's at the diner or pizza-joint by 8pm (email).

'ASSOCIATE': Surely I'll become your angel of mercy, like Renfield (hmmm).

NIGHT-SLASHER: I need you.

INTERVIEW: You knew that diner/pizza invite was from an associate of psycho.

SATAN (Amlan): It had to be...it was too much of a random social media talk.

INTERVIEW: You show up and 'recognize' this Night-Slasher (copycat?).

SATAN: The (original) serial-killer had developed a 'legend' for immigration.

INTERVIEW: Very scary (bureaucracy-reading).

SATAN: In good faith, it was an art for that lost-chess of net-docs (bureaus).

INTERVIEW: Awesome...hail to New Orleans, pal.

A poor Irish emigrant, Ezzy was now a cyber-celeb, and this 'Night-Slasher bad-fellow' was thrown into a loony-bin for incarcerated treatment(s). Amlan considered this his finest-work, and he used the laurel(s) gained to retire to Belgium to manage of all things a pizza-place (with Esmerelda's 'cool' $2M reward, from her dialyzed treasure-chest, for bureaucracy-readings).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)