Super-Bowl: Thanksgiving for Watch*

A Story by Abishai100

A grand American 'culture' diorama-epic about wrought 'intelligence' for sportsmanship (football) in a traffic-and-media land for distances.

A bright Western-culture media 'superstitions' yarn featuring the 19th-Century street-wandering 'imp-devil' of pseudo-terrorism paranoia, Spring-heeled Jack (old-London lore).

DISCLAIMER: This work of sports-media folklore creative language-arts offers no ties to the NFL and all images/references used herein (e.g., Lincoln-Douglas debates) comprise a purely 'personal' exercise in social arts (for 'open' text reviews).

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SPRING-HEELED JACK: "Me thinks this new culture of sportsmanship 'field' goals makes for mark in the 21st-Century American Homeland for all things bureaucracy, superstition, media/TV, terrorism, handshakes, piracy/gambling, teamwork and competition-confidence, and of course Thanksgiving avatar-mascot arts for that rough-field choreography sport-game of football, the pigskin-helmet offense-defense 'action-adventure' ballet-dance for the 'lore' of manmade heaven-and-hell."

DR. AMLAN SATAN: "I used to be a fan of the Tecmo-Madden football-sportsmanship (cyber/computer/video) negotiations 'evolution' in the West, despite my non-American background(s), and I decided I'd become a self-made 'social media advocate' of Thanksgiving-TV football/games culture in the Homeland, for a bureaucracy-reading in the short-and-long handshakes and 'axes' (simply) for all things defined...for outright competition-debate dancing."

What a showcase for the Ego and sportsmanship 'field' goals produced in the American Homeland for bureaucracy-readings and the social-therapy of media-drawn civilization language-arts and activity the imp-devil Spring-heeled Jack (a 19th-Century London street 'imp' of almost 'terrorist' like aura for traffic/pedestrianism superstitions!) made wage by reincarnating himself to challenge with inquiry/examination, a special Western doc-prince, Amlan Satan, who'd been touting Thanksgiving-TV football 'culture' as a Super Bowl 'premonitions' net-activity for Selfie-psychology in capitalism-blood.

SPRING-HEELED JACK: Familiar with the Lincoln-Douglas debate(s)?

DR. AMLAN SATAN: In deed (and indeed!), it's the high-write for human vanity!

JACK: It formulated special 'language' for decisions concerning populations?
SATAN: Surely did, devil; you come to me with some process for media-IQ.
JACK: You're a darling-prince for docs-and-bureaucracy readings, no doubt.
SATAN: I am for good argument, Spring-heeled Jack, but your dare is scary.
JACK: I mean you no harm but for this secret 'examination' in culture/activity!
SATAN: Alright (bureaucracy-readings in time); I'm a 'fan' of media-sports.
JACK: You boast a special Thanksgiving-TV culture Homeland 'charm' for notes?
SATAN: I do in deed (and indeed!); a Detroit-city QB-gem with Bowl-forecast.
JACK: The featured athlete, Matt Stafford, left Detroit for Cali-Bowl legend.
SATAN: A golden rush; Detroit's a Thanksgiving-town for sure, devil!
JACK: Well, such a finance-field foal for sports-marketing is a vanity/contest!
SATAN: It's not all vanity, Spring-heeled Jack; negotiations for net-beards.
JACK: Pirate-beards, doc?
SATAN: Well, I do confess, there's a 'bank' brain for transactions in bread.
JACK: Are you a naturalist-idealist defender for field goals in war, doc?
SATAN: Football is war-symbol; Super Bowl premonitions for Thanksgiving-art.
JACK: Requires battle-axes hands for what's the 'matter' for steel-detectives.
SATAN: For all civilization traffic-art, there's a 'lancet' for insured watches!
JACK: That's the end of my examination, Dr. Satan; photo-synthesis in Hell.
SATAN: Thanx...and farewell, frightening challenger of 'religious' credits/cards.
JACK: Good fortunes, in the Homeland banks of all things...radian (ha).

Well, and wow, Spring-heeled Jack (surely) offered the smart-and-affable Dr. Amlan Satan, 'prince' of American Homeland syrup, a right-dark challenge (or examination-dare!) for his 'acumen' of using 'language-arts' for the casting of flare-light sportsmanship-culture (football!) as defense-creativity and traffic-superstitions dry-excellence (in bureaucracy-readings for Earthling-direction).

WIFE (Lawyer): You need special media-consultation (work!) for magazine-IQ.

DR. SATAN: Darling, when you're right-o, you're right-o (for bureaucracy-chess).

WIFE: That's what we need for this Facebook football universe...fashion-IQ.

DR. SATAN: I'll make cyber-tale of legal-defenses for steroids-docs, hon.

WIFE: Good (bureaucracy-reading).

Dr. Satan and his darling-wife enjoyed some nice post-Thanksgiving pre-Xmas chicken-pie in their (shared) townhome and would recount Amlan's 'fantastic' language-arts chess-stalemate 'examination' of football 'field' goals for sportsmanship culture defense(s) with that wry-and-winking imp-devil (Spring-heeled Jack) as a creative testament for all things bound for bureaucracy-readings. One might wager that such American Homeland dividend intimated what was made for micro-miracle microfiche in the populations-mobilization reflection Lincoln-Douglas debates (1858).