Jeepers-Creepers: Redwood Thorax

A bright adaptation of the iconic horror-series, about a dark-side 'specter' in the Homeland woods requiring incomplete-distances IQ in Earthling-leaves.

A Homeland transit-superstitions 'faerie-tale' featuring the nasty horror-avatar Creeper (Jeepers-Creepers) with a 'cool' reference to the unusual adaptation expression Liar-paradox (logic-language). 

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AMLAN: This 'Creeper' of battle-axes hands and decapitation agenda is fear.

MARCUS: We dart to the Cali-forest for a Redwood-invader threat burn.

EZZY: Vigilant-exorcist 'IQ' for social-media superstition tale in the Homeland!

DANICA: We offer some fear-factor exercise for a spirit-shield from flesh.

Our Homeland quartet of heroes calling themselves the 'Reliables' (Amlan/Marcus/Ezzy/Danica) darted to the haunted and lit Redwoods (Cali) where sightings of this nasty dark-side messenger named 'Creeper' were chess-tied with vanishings/decapitations, and it made for a special superstition faerie-tale about Earthling-transit in the 21st-Century of incomplete-distances to traffic-readings for confidence in 'leviathan' materialism.

CREEPER: You ground me with flare-light during my bat-wing flight with lady?

RELIABLES: We humbled you and freed the media-woman/camper for chess!

CREEPER: Proceed, heroes.

RELIABLES: Liar-paradox 'thing'..."Every statement is incomplete."

CREEPER: Language-intelligence self-definition contradiction for competency?

RELIABLES: Not all statements are incomplete, devil!

CREEPER: Proceed, heroes.

RELIABLES: A sportsmanship-field 'expression' for dominion-controls boxing.

CREEPER: Proceed (bureaucracy-readings).

Wow, the 'damsel' of the media-universe (Tandy), a camper-lady, caught in the Creeper's bat-winged flight-arms, was miraculously grounded safely following the flare-shot to the demon's wings in the Redwoods (Cali) prior to the Reliables' march-statement of logic-structure(s) in Earthling-activity helmets (for 'fashionable' bureaucracy-readings).

AMLAN: Who'd think flare-light was an Earth-area 'control(s)' for poison?

EZZY: Seems we've made an arc for all things exorcist-jagged, friend (cool).

CREEPER: Proceed, heroes.

RELIABLES: Bowl-'23 matter for sports-media treasure-premonitions, devil.

CREEPER: Football handshake defense claim for Homeland traffic-joys, eh?

RELIABLES: A Montana-QB card-trophy we've brought for contest's stand.

CREEPER: I know it; Montana late-game heroics for style-diligence counter.

RELIABLES: A nearly 'idealized' chess-stalemate shell for bloody media-polygon!
CREEP: Damn (bureaucracy-readings).

Wow, Amlan made 'toast' for this micro-celebrity miracle of Redwood-tree IQ with a world-exchange 'reflection' culinary-treat soft/zesty (Indian) luchi-bread thanksgiving-diner plate chat(s) to recount what was made for 'discovery' with that misadventure-examination with the dreaded Creeper (who promised to self-exile himself/itself to the ocean-abyss as a 'private' critic of Earthling-dialysis). Amlan promised to adapt the Cali-forest 'faerie-tale' into a horror-bridge novel...appropriately titled Brainiac-Forest. Thus ended a great Redwood-tree salvation, for grisly hand. 

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)