Fortunates

Two pals with hero-consciousness make for a veiled mission in E.Euro and may make a 'handsome' Earthling faerie-tale worth its scales in (simple) dates.

A world adventure yarn loosely inspired by the style of Tarantino! Hope you like, 

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AMLAN: This foray into the Crimean land makes for an Xmas-consumerism IQ.

RAKI: Love the Evil-Elf doodle-avatar, Amlan; we infiltrate as costumed army?

AMLAN: Simply for photos, Raki; we get-out with some insider-news chess (IQ).

RAKI: If we get caught, it's one bad-Xmas for bad-lands in Eastern-Euro chess!

AMLAN: We're fortunates, pal...the capitalist variety...defense of leviathan.

Amlan had a mail-order-bride in E.Euro to rescue, and to do so, he'd been prepped and self-trained to become a disguised soldier, but secretly a photo-journalist seeking a hero-deed for Western (American) arts, and the lady-hawk of target, Esmerelda, had a babe from a divorce, and she awaited a new American Dream for FaceTime/Facebook/Facepage (sure).

RAKI: You look like an amateur tourist and surely a photographer for mark!

AMLAN: Once we get inside Crimea, I'll become an inglorious-fortunate (army).

RAKI: We wield weapons of fortunates for the mission then.

AMLAN: Why not...for an Algerian-Asian tandem worth its weight for FaceTime?

RAKI: If we get too much mark for this Selfie-Earth, we're crossfire heretics!

AMLAN: Why not...for a magazine-ad concerning incomplete-distances Heaven.

RAKI: Facebook's ruins.

The tandem (Amlan/Raki) carried with them a Bowl-memoir 'treasure' of Western (American) superstitions, which paired nicely with their world-recruit 'soldier-costumes' and claimed to their brethren of E.Euro they'd been insider-drawn from an Earth-pool of Crimean citizens displaced and shocked and insisting to become part of the world-capitalism defense march to heaven.

GENERAL: Los Angeles Super Bowl merchandising in this Crimean hellmouth.

AMLAN: Why not...for a photo-bureaucracy hyperbole in everyday street-wars.

GENERAL: Keep it cool/quiet, soldier; this isn't a musketeer-worldly crusade!

AMLAN: I know that...I'm being ultra-silently cool for all fortune-beards.

GENERAL: Good...don't disappoint...I'm ironically a Rams fan, fortunate.

Did Amlan rescue Esmerelda? Yes, he did (wow). Did Raki prove the merits of an ally as a paired self-trained disguised costumed in this modern Earthling insanity worth its weight in gold? Yes, he did (well). Seems we've made for a discovery in fortunates-idealism, and maybe that's the real lesson gained from this otherwise 'dark' war/invasion --- incomplete-readings for everyday dialysis (ha).

As for Raki, he decided to become a full-time war writer and started to pen a series of novels about fantasy-encounters with faerie-inspirations in battlefields across our world's horrid history, and perchance he'd remember his hero-deed of photo graphs with his buddy-ally (Amlan) as a Facebook-worthy 'poke' for all that's (purely) leviathan-evasion(s).

ESMERELDA: An olive garden of Eden, in this new Earth escapism, Amlan.

AMLAN: Had Raki been with us, he'd been adoring your babe (Lel).

ESMERELDA: Mmmm, this is a diner-plate chat for any damsel-of-book.

AMLAN: Great.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)