Thief-of-Heart(s)

A Chicago thief takes his girlfriend-teller on an eco-capitalism vigilante 'adventure' for a special social-media bureaucracy comment (for diamonds).

A nifty Romanticism-yarn about 'inventions' in capitalism direction, very loosely inspired by Dollar$ (Warren Beatty). 

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AMLAN: Multi-city bank-box swaps of mobile-gems pre-vigilante Selfie-IQ?

EZZY (Girlfriend): I'd believe anything you'd say about Selfie-diet(s).

AMLAN: Thanx (bureaucracy-readings).

Was it Ezzy's fascination with post-WWII Roswell-invasion superstitions and paranoia that drew the interest of our protagonist antihero 'prince' (thief!) Mr. Amlan Satan. However, he knew he'd have to do some extra credit Romanticism language-arts work to help him open-up to her and win her affections, since she was a respectable bank-teller in the challenged Windy-City of Bulls-Bears markets, which is here he found this lovely 'damsel' of capitalism's readings (for the Ego).

AMLAN: Come here often?
EZZY: Microfiche-examination (Roswell) at a library requires (actual) matter!

AMLAN: I believe you (thanx).

BARON ION: This duo left me a Cali-Bowl memoir treasure-keepsake.

ASSOCIATE: You're a fan of thanksgiving, bad-baron, ain't ya?

BARON ION: This is some duo-message for capitalism-vigilantism (eco!).

ASSOCIATE: Withdraw with silence; keep the gratuity; offer an eco-smile(s).

BARON ION: Good (bureaucracy-readings).

Wow, the 'duo' left Baron Ion silently-walkie measuring out of this insurance-street chatter created by blood-diamond messiness in the challenged Windy-City of Bulls-Bears markets, and the journals declared the entire incident of bureau-proportion(s) a special tale-and-image of what's (actual) materialism-quality (ha). It was Devil's Night after all, the day before Halloween, and perchance this magazine-read about eco-vigilantism for conflict-zone gem mining had made for real/actual incomplete-distances in capitalism's cool water-gun face for books.

INTERPOL: Blood-diamond corruption make 'rogue' piracy/finance woe(s).

Well, Ezzy was in love now, as their (shared) Brussels-sprout eatery/dive venture was one for the books post-deed in the challenged Windy-City of Bulls-Bears markets (wow). Amlan kept his promise(s), and this new life really did reflect Selfie-culture imagery for the bureau-readings in materialism's special axes-hands of (actual) docs.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)