Wetlands: Creeper-Jack's Diet

Homeland would-be heroes ('vigilante-exorcists') challenge a Wetlands 'invader' with Earthling-culture statements for 'cool' defiance...and books.

A Homeland transit-superstition 'faerie-tale' featuring (one final time me thinks!), that nasty horror-avatar Creeper (Jeepers-Creepers) and a 'cool' allusion to the imp/devil Spring-heeled Jack (old-London lore) and the detection expression known as the Liar paradox (logic-language), which I think you'll like, 

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AMLAN: This Creeper (Wetlands) specter is somehow Spring-heeled Jack!

MARCUS: He's got that axes-hands 'agenda' of transit-paranoia terrorism-IQ.

EZZY: We carry flare/culture statement logic expressions for Earthling-stand?

DANICA: We might make for good-bread in social-media stories of direction.

The Homeland quartet of would-be ('vigilante-exorcist') heroes, Amlan and Marcus and Ezzy and Danica, darted to the swamps of the Wetlands-area (Orange-State) where sightings of this eerie dark-side messenger known as the Creeper were reported and 'chess-tied' with vanishings/decapitations, and Amlan thought he was (somehow) Spring-heeled Jack reborn for mod-Homeland (American) superstitions of terrorism-aura (wow). The heroes carried flare-light and a sportsmanship-culture media logic-structure expressions 'IQ' to create this pseudo-exorcist defiance of the threat to domain-controls for erosions in tourism...and bottles (hmmm).

CREEPER: You ground me with flare and now require chess-language for IQ.

QUARTET (Amlan/Marcus/Ezzy/Danica): We know you're Spring-heeled Jack!

CREEPER: Even if that were half-true, or if I was the Devil, I'd not disclose!

QUARTET: We've ground you, humbled you, and now offer Earthling-language.

CREEPER: Proceed, heroes.

QUARTET: Bureaucracy-readings...in the 'art(s)' of Homeland ruins.

Wow, that evil Creeper was flying in the Wetlands late-night with a damsel (terrified!) in his arms, a camper-lady from the media-world (Tandy) and shot his wings with flare and grounded him for a grounded Earthling culture logic-expression 'stand' for pseudo-exorcism light (sure). The damsel was unconscious but (now) safe with the hero-quartet who proceeded to create their special/trained language-arts for Earthling 'dominion' beards.

CREEPER: A Jim-Kelly (NY) Bills era football (QB) 'trophy' image for vanities?

QUARTET (Amlan/Marcus/Ezzy/Danica): Seems memoir of 49ers-Bills (1992)!

CREEPER: Some culture-language, for Earthling's distance(s).

QUARTET: Liar-paradox 'stuff'..."Every statement is incomplete."

CREEPER: Hmmm, structures in communications for competency-diet.

QUARTET: Not all statements are incomplete...for bureaucracy-reading, Jack!

CREEPER: I know the game-of-references, 49ers-Bills 'stalemate' line.

QUARTET: An Earthling-culture 'expression' for structures in deeds.

CREEPER: Damn (bureaucracy-reading).

Wow, the hero-quartet offered quite the Wetlands (Orange-State) 'dehydration' vigilante-exorcist organized expression for Homeland (American) transit-superstitions defenses and 'moved' the Creeper-Jack to a state of self-exile (deep-ocean abyss) status, where he'd remain a (private) critic of Earthling-media 'consciousness' and 'culture' of traffic-and-bureaucracy readings (of the diary!).

Amlan would go onto adapting this ('secret') misadventure of the Homeland with a cool horror-comics series of yarns featuring superstition-tales of transit gone awry and invasion in the loom, for a bureaucracy-friendly reading of those incomplete-distances...to Earthling-consciousness diet (wow).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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