Medusa/Constantine: Christine

An odd-duo works with a modern sportsmanship-culture metaphysics omen problem to make for a 'discovery' in the machinery of Earth's radiance.

A reinventive spin on the dark and eerie tale of Christine (Stephen King), with comics/myth avatars for crossover. Thanks for reading! 

DISCLAIMER: This work of 'fanfiction' contains images/references with no commercial/explicit ties to any representative person(s)/body and is (therefore) cast as purely a 'personal' expression of creative language-arts (for 'open' reviews). 

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CONSTANTINE: We investigate this fortune-football haunted car (Christine)?
MEDUSA: I know you think of me as underworld anti-deity of hypnosis, angel!

CONSTANTINE: Well, I work alone, as a masked-man (recently); case is good.

MEDUSA: Then take the teamwork requisition(s) and work Christine with me.

CONSTANTINE: Well, it's Halloween, and I'm no angel (always)...so alright.

A pronounced American Homeland sportsmanship 'world' star with Bowl-laurels who began his career in Thanksgiving-TV town won a special auto from an Asian investor and named it Christine and discovered it was haunted and taking-over his consciousness, drawing him to the dark-side of the mind, which is why Constantine/Medusa pursued this special half-invisible case of incomplete-distances readings for fortune and omens. What was Christine's message?

CONSTANTINE: Me thinks Christine is some omen of moving hellmouths.

MEDUSA: Perchance this is some reflection of a sports marketing treasure?

CONSTANTINE: We ask this football star of knowledge of sports-trophy beards.

MEDUSA: Perchance Christine's taken-over his senses of capitalism's vanities.

CONSTANTINE: Wouldn't be discontinuous with his stalking of roadie-walkers!

MEDUSA: We separate him from Christine and deliver him to treatments.

CONSTANTINE: Meanwhile, you/I learn something extra credit for field goals.

MEDUSA: Facebook like!

The star was indeed taken-over by Christine, and he used it to terrorize roadie-walking fans late-night, past-midnight, and while no bloody-murders were reported, Constantine/Medusa knew this was a metaphysics-superstition 'faerie-tale' worth its flare in auto-bureaucracy (for Earthling-omens).

CONSTANTINE: Irony for post-9/11 era Homeland (American) troubles!
MEDUSA: Terrorism and piracy are hallmarks; Christine's a dark-angel for image.

CONSTANTINE: We take the football-hero out of the auto and make smoke.

MEDUSA: Seems we've become an odd-couple duo for Earthling-vanities!

CONSTANTINE: What if Christine's message was something about bureaucracy?

Constantine made 'toast' for the rescue of the football-star and the (spiritual) deconstruction of Christine with a Cali-Homeland world-exchange 'reflection' culinary-treat soft/zesty (Indian) luchi-bread thanksgiving-diner plate chat(s) to meditate on the dark quality of capitalism-race vanities, and he wondered if Christine would (somehow) be reborn in a future-world of incomplete-distances readings...to (simplified) ravenousness.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)