Gotham: Trial of Cards

Batman needs a 'cool-seizure' defense from Janet Van Dorn, and it may require a 'sportsmanship' beard (for leviathan).

A bright media-culture adaptation of Batman (DC Comics) storyboards. 

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BATMAN: You're sure you can defend me in a public-setting as sports-debater?
JANET VAN DORN: I'll cast you as a 'nerdist' of Thanksgiving-football TV for IQ.

BATMAN: Should I just present myself as dualist for sports and bureaucracy-IQ?

JANET VAN DORN: Leave it to me; Facebook-culture for media-ninja leviathan!

BATMAN: Cool, Janet (thanx).

The trial post-midnight would take place with Janet Van Dorn serving as a trained defender to present the argument that the challenged city of criminal-insanity, Gotham, needed a masked-vigilante 'nerdist' who doubled as a socialite-businessman invested in sports marketing bureaucracy for capitalism-race 'chess' intuitions for the Ego. The audience was a handful of Batman's criminally-insane nemeses who took the courthouse hostage and demanded to Janet that she bring someone who'd arguably 'look' enough like Batman and present the case of the socialite-businessman, Mr. Amlan Satan, who justified the city's sportsmanship. Of course, only Janet knew Amlan was actually Batman, so she prepared to take him as the 'model' defendant for the case itself (wow).

JOKER: We don't care much for too much debate, as there's a city-fire.

JANET: We know your gargoyles planted the fire to have me sneak in here!

JOKER: We're a handful of Batman's adversaries and are pleased to see Satan.

JANET: Mr. Amlan Satan agreed to show, and your arson-distraction is good!

JOKER: Then, let's proceed, for this flare-arguments in Gotham's bureau.

JANET: Thanx!

Janet Van Dorn presented the trophy in-review to this mock-trial in Gotham's seized courthouse post-midnight, Mr. Amlan Satan's Thanksgiving-TV culture QB-rookie sensation Super Bowl 'premonitions' item (signed!) to signal the prominent city socialite's business-investments for customs-exchange culture for social-media bureaus.

JOKER: Vanity...awful.

JANET: Mr. Satan's always considered this a trophy-image for language-arts.

JOKER: I have an itch, like my comrades of the fake-jury, to destroy football!

JANET: No, no, no...if anything, we're learning of sports-media IQ for flurries.

JOKER: Satan's no snow-man for Xmas-consumerism justifications/margins, miss!

JANET: Yes, he is; this city needs a trophy-handshake for 'matter' of baldness.

JOKER: Okay...a Reason in a wig line for what's Gotham's dough/nuts (okay).

JANET: Good (social media).

BATMAN: Thanx, Janet.

JANET VAN DORN: The city's safer (once-more), Mr. Satan.

BATMAN: Keep secrets, for the hellmouth(s) of America can smoke.

JANET VAN DORN: A football-flare for the cinema-cure to evil deeds.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)