Washington's Division

A Story by Abishai100

A DC comics-writer makes a sportsmanship-treasure deed swap game for (rumored) blood-diamond smugglers-highways intercept-IQ in Homeland range.

A 'philosophical' heist-yarn inspired (very loosely) by Killing Zoe (Roger Avary).

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SATAN (Amlan): "This is a Fanonian-deed for seizure of life (consumerism) insurance-integrity, paired with left football-cheerleader mementos of a bureaucracy-flare for simplified doubt-readings!"

Amlan Satan, self-made philosopher and Ivy-educated DC comics-writer, penner of an iconic cyber-cult fave commerce-culture character ("Evil_Elf"), decided to perform a Frantz Fanon 'inspired' blood-diamond swap of a Washington bank with football-cheerleader image-cards for a street-insurance 'dialysis' for consumerism/media dowry after making for a discovery of exported conflict-zone gems by globalism-minded cheap-labor exploiting barons from Brussels with an 'eye' for Halloween (pre-Thanksgiving/Xmas) capitalism deformity (wow).

MANAGER (Washington): Halloween street-artist sought bank-box photo.

INTERPOL: Ion-company (rumored) blood-diamond storage(s).

MANAGER: Left football-cheerleader image-cards post acid-gun burn.

INTERPOL: Eco-capitalism (insurance) message for defense?

MANAGER: The treasures (Baron Ion) were insured (by Zales they claimed).

INTERPOL: Perchance an 'agent' sent by a rival of the Ion organization?

MANAGER: We'd like to stay afloat/neutral for smugglers-politics consumerism.

INTERPOL: Stranger.

So Satan (Amlan) had found a 'cool' method for chess-tying his cyber-cult fave consumerism-parody avatar-doodle ("Evil_Elf") with this blood-diamond street-consumerism insurance 'rumor' for Washington lore and offered the DC-comics circle(s) a special 'handshake' for defense of capitalism-lifestyle concerning incomplete-distances readings...to Hell.

ESMERELDA: You want me to fly to Belgium.

SATAN (Amlan): You complete me!

ESMERELDA: Because I'm a teller.

SATAN: With no 'chess-tie' with the Ion organization, Ezzy.

ESMERELDA: This is dangerous!

SATAN: We'll be restaurateurs (waffles/onions).

This 'dark' tale has a happy-ending, for Amlan and Ezzy, who ended up in a Euro-currency examination with bread/fruit, and it came-out without too much damage for religion. Amlan had always been a natural eccentric, and perhaps he offered us (all) an 'image' for media-dodecahedrons about the natural beauty-magic of social-media culture storytelling for travel and tanks (hmmm).