Buffalo Gremlin Omen

A tale of American Homeland (NY) wings-for-acid and superstitions involving inherited creatures, transformed darkness, and wily documents for two pals.

A 'fun' adaptation of Gremlins (Joe Dante) for V-Day! 

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It was Xmas-season in New York (Buffalo) for two pals from Dartmouth sharing a condo and a view for magic after inheriting a special 'Gremlin' creature-pet from a Chinese-restaurant owner-sage named Yang who warned the two American Homeland gents not to feed the ancient tiny creature no fried-chicken, which they simply decided to treat lightly as a harmless omen and which rendered an incomplete-distances reading for total-invasion misadventure for a bad Facebook like!

AMLAN: You fed it fried-chicken (Kentucky-Fried original-recipe).

RAKI: We decided it wasn't a dark omen, pal.

AMLAN: We're in it now, Raki pal.

RAKI: The Gremlin multiplied and each multiple mutated into hideous trolls!

AMLAN: I've seen the photos you took.

RAKI: You were snooping around in my room?

AMLAN: I didn't think you'd not be around Friday night for our billiards, man!

RAKI: I chased the trolls to the mall...they disappeared...came home for you.

AMLAN: We're soldiers for Facebook-pokes now, pal.

Poor poor Amlan/Raki who simply wanted a normal Xmas-Buffalo examination with their newfound 'Gremlin'-friend which they were confident would win them dates at the billiards-hall on a Friday's Eve, but it didn't The multiplied/mutated Trolls were scurrying-around in the snowy-Xmas town of New York after escaping Raki's pursuit-chase but were now being tracked by both Amlan/Raki (ha).

AMLAN: They're singing Xmas-carols in front of lit-homes, Raki.

RAKI: The Chinese-sage (Yang) told me they're scared of acid (HCL).

AMLAN: Let's make some on the fly and load them into water-guns.

RAKI: How'd plastic-guns hold corrosive acid?

AMLAN: Insert a thin-glass tube in the shooting piston for insulation (ha).

RAKI: Sounds complicated; fitted holes, line-curve matches for insertion, man!

AMLAN: I had some premade; acid-gun war-games cyber-video for antiterrorism.

RAKI: Well, it's become a Gremlin-misadventure weaponry for heaven now, pal.

AMLAN: Let's do it (shoot!).

Amlan/Raki triumphed. The Trolls were freaked-out and though not harmed were easy to cage with the traps Amlan and Raki made after (finally!) finding them and then returned them (caged) to Yang, the 'owner' of these nasty omen 'beings' of miniaturized Hellmouth(s).

DANICA: You want me to believe this?
AMLAN: Trust me...it's a faerie-tale for tragicomedy.
DANICA: What's a Gremlin?
AMLAN: I don't want you to know or worry about that, darling.
DANICA: Are you just trying to seduce me, man?
AMLAN: Sure I am...but I've learned a value-lesson for Buffalo-wings.
DANICA: Be prudent with chicken?
AMLAN: For the 'sake' of demonology (ha).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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