Gremlins/NY

A Story by Abishai100

Amlan and Raki find Gremlin-magic and misadventure for a NY state of incomplete-distances omens concerning transformed Homeland readings of (simple) doom.

A bright fanfiction of Gremlins (Joe Dante).

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AMLAN: This Chinese sage gifted me this Gremlin 'creature' at the eatery, pal.

RAKI: Will this 'ancient-creature' pet (Gremlin?) gift us special female admiration?

AMLAN: It seems Facebook-friendly, Raki; there's an attached warning about feeding.

RAKI: Don't feed it past midnight, lest Facebook-pokes concern a mutated leviathan.

AMLAN: Ha.

Amlan and Raki didn't take the Gremlin-care advice of the Chinese sage at a special Buffalo (NY) eatery where Amlan encountered the cryptic man of special wisdom who wanted to gift him an Xmas-season special 'test' for spirituality and temperance and pet-care, warning him not to feed the fuzzy cute tiny creature past midnight. However, Amlan and Raki, post-grad pals from Dartmouth, didn't heed this special 'leviathan' advice for social media!

SAGE: You say it multiplied/mutated and the mutant 'trolls' have scurried into town?

AMLAN/RAKI: It's scared of acid, sir.

SAGE: You needed to heed my advice and now need to use wits to grab the trolls!

AMLAN/RAKI: We'll cage the trolls and bring everything back to you and get home.

SAGE: Good...you humbled Buffalo-wing gents need simplified Xmas-Netflix life.

AMLAN/RAKI: We're so sorry (thanx).

Well, had the two pals from Dartmouth heeded the wise-advice of their 'host' for pet-care, the Chinese sage of mysterious omens, they'd not have fed the Gremlin cute-creature past-midnight and not been to required to chase the scurrying multiplied/mutated 'trolls' into the Buffalo mall and use water-guns filled with HCL to scare them into cages to return to the sage who gifted the original/single 'Gremlin' to them that frightful Xmas (wow).