Arklow's Bureau

Arklow's Bureau

A Story by Abishai100
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Can a grifter-man offer a bureaucracy-reading for the woodcuts and furnishings of commerce-race 'culture' disasters (for the Ego)?

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A bright 'fanfiction' of The Grifters (John Cusack), a story of inventions in crime-lifestyle psyche-adaptations for 'living' pragmatism, which I think you'll like, 
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MR. AMLAN SATAN: "I'm a grifter by nature; born in Algiers, moved to New England, transferred to the South for a Derby-race upstart-company (Arklow) who I'm certain is a future-millionaire creature-trophy for a co-investment 'game' with a ruthless/rumored blood-diamond baron (Ion) who incidentally has a doctorate in the psychology of Selfie-culture economics/lifestyle...I'm the messenger for a commerce/traffic culture 'consciousness' concerning incomplete-distances readings to the education of racer-lines and grifter-logs."



Now, to be a natural-grifter in the Western world of commerce/fortune readings, you have to think doubly like Artful Dodger and James Bond, and you're to find the decision 'links' between danger and adventurism for survival to be a pragmatism-examination (wow). That's what Amlan Satan had become and arguably what he'd always been, trained in wisdom by his stern omen-speech delivering Algerian mom in Algeria (Nina), whose advice he internalized psychologically to prepare for a life of fortune-readings bonds for capitalism-race 'chess' language-arts. Satan is a grifter, and he thought to make a 'wage' fame/game with an upstart-racer company (Arklow) for a Derby-investment axis with Baron Ion, a rumored blood-diamond fatso who wielded arrogance foolishly but who also boasted a high-art education for media mechanics (and risk).



BARON ION: Can I put you up, Mr. Satan?
AMLAN: I'm at a Wingate hostel-station for Derby-study for this company-line, baron.
BARON ION: So, we're to invest in Arklow (together) with my gem-ad on social media.
AMLAN: I guarantee some overground examination-eyes for treasure-racer insurance.
BARON ION: If Arklow turns out to be a deflation, Satan, I'll have you erased (IQ).
AMLAN: I know that, Ion; that's why my Wingate research is (all) bureau-risk.
BARON ION: Stay wooden, for social media photo-synthesis; I'm no gambler, friend.
AMLAN: Surely no, bad-baron; I'll have Arklow media-text, for the Derby's wind.
BARON ION: Good (thanx).



Well, Amlan Satan had decided his grifter-log consciousness was sufficiency to make this Derby-investment (rumored) blood-diamond 'chess-stalemate' wage with the bad-baron visiting the South (Churchill-Downs). However, Ion meant what he said, so if Arklow was a dud, he'd not allow this 21st-Century 'classic' grifter to (comfortably) integrate into racer-magazine culture for social media bureaus (or diaries).



ESMERELDA: Where'd you find Arklow, Amlan Satan?
AMLAN: It was a nature-choice, and I spotted a cool winner with an unusual name, ha!
ESMERELDA: I'm too mired in Ion-company language(s) to run-away with you, Satan.
AMLAN: No one believes that...you're the perfect Derby-damsel; Arklow can win.
ESMERELDA: Why'd you believe that (simply)?
AMLAN: It's all in the circulation for grifter-logs (please).



INTERPOL OFFICER: There's examination for Ion-ads and racer-hype (now!).
DERBY OFFICIAL: We do know this racer-win stirred some underdog-bureau vanities.
INTERPOL OFFICER: Well, whoever orchestrated this media-lyric knew Arklow's dye!
DERBY OFFICIAL: One consultant for racer-lines, Amlan Satan, departed for Brussels.
INTERPOL OFFICER: We know that...with Ion's ex-mistress (Esmerelda?).
DERBY OFFICIAL: This (maybe) is entirely some coincidence of games-reporting.
INTERPOL OFFICER: Regardless, we don't need Satan; it's Ion who's eco-celebrity (now!).
DERBY OFFICIAL: Wow, Esmerelda's Rapunzel here, officer (thanx).



Amlan/Esmerelda made toast of their micro-miracle with a world-exchange 'symbolic' culinary-treat soft/zesty (Indian) luchi-bread thanksgiving-diner plate chat(s) and realized they'd made safe (if incomplete!) distance to Ion-company darkness while managing Arklow's success and choreographing their post-media 'deed' with a Belgian waffle-flight for hospitality-readings...perhaps leaving Grifter-economics altogether...for bread!



BARON ION: He's left me a Thanksgiving-TV (football) culture 'trophy' item (signed!).
ASSOCIATE: Leave quietly and use the Detroit-city QB-card as a media-statement for IQ.
BARON ION: That Satan was a real grifter (damn).
ASSOCIATE: Everyone likes 'helmet' field goals, Ion (ok).



Mr. Amlan Satan had found reborn Catholic-faith with Esmerelda ('Ezzy') in Brussels and considered his pseudo-vigilante 'face' for blood-diamond media-exposure(s) a high-art for Grifter-consciousness, given that he always (secretly!) despised conflict-zone minerals-mining as a hand-wave for the antithesis for religious democracy. However, he remembered the wisdom of Nina (his mother from Algeria) and realized that the real 'revelation' at the Derby concerned why/how Ezzy had become his 'natural' salvation. Was this an American Dream (for 'reading' dollmakers)?



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2024 Abishai100


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Added on February 24, 2024
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