Canadian/Pirate

A Story by Abishai100

A man descended from pirates makes a 'wage' for vigilantism in Toronto for what's become a capitalism 'fancy' for inventive wind (for the Ego).

A modern pirate tale, set in Toronto (great ice-hockey!).

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MR. AMLAN SATAN: "Playing bank-robbery games (cyber) invokes my pirate-ancestry!"

Amlan Satan, a real pirate, descended from real old-world/sea pirates of lore, wanted to make his hometown-city of Toronto, where he served as a junior ice-hockey league coach of incomplete-distances to net-activity drawn Earthling securities for 'confidence' and sportsmanship in the post-9/11 era Western world of antiterrorism language-arts for bureaucracy-readings and transit (superstition!), learned of a (rumored/insured) blood-diamond bank storage (Ion-company), which moved him to create a special 'vigilante-deed' for Xmas-consumerism and Canadian-bacon for social-media Selfie-direction for lifestyle as Halloween approached (wow).

EZZY: I won't join you, leviathan.

SATAN: I need you, and you're a pirate-lady (too), like me!

EZZY: I may share your ancestry-world, but I won't be a 'mock' hostage.

SATAN: Just get a job at the bank, and I'll finance your anime-deeds (Toronto!).

MANAGER (Toronto-Bank): This guy claimed he was pirate-agency (insurance-box media!).

INTERVIEW: He had a theater-prop toy water-gun (filled with HCL)?

MANAGER: Look, we don't want 'street-insurance' chatter for Xmas (Ion-company) for IQ.

INTERVIEW: Alright, alright, but was this 'pirate' some (Interpol-relation?) eye?

MANAGER: Well, (rumored/insured) 'blood-diamonds' make for eco-capitalism darkness.

INTERVIEW: Alright (thanx)...bureaucracy-readings for leviathan (photo-diary).

Mr. Amlan Satan, a real mod-pirate, walked out with $20M of (Ion-company) rumored/insured 'bloody-diamonds' for a Halloween street-theater inspired pre-Xmas consumerism 'premonitions' image of inventions in vigilantism, and complemented the 'sport-deed' with a cyber-comment about eco-capitalism (minerals-marketing bureaucracy!) leviathans. He then began his great Canadian novel about descendants of pirates for social media 'treasury' magic (wow).

EZZY: What the Hell is this, Satan?
SATAN: It's a Maple-Leafs fan-costume gear poster for our bathroom, Esmerelda!

EZZY: We're not suddenly cheerleaders of eco-capitalism and ice-hockey, Satan.

SATAN: Perchance, we've become the great 'emissaries' of what's Toronto's bureaucracy.

EZZY: Photo-fiction.

CYBER_FANZINE (Dartmouth): "Seems this Xmas-treasure consumerism 'insurance' spirits makes for some nifty eco-capitalism language-arts for inventions in vigilantism, but was the Pirate an actual 'pirate' (for bureaucracy-reading)?"

Amlan and Ezzy set-sail the following (new-year) summertime on a vintage/restored 'authentic' pirate-ship and made for champagne/storytelling for the passengers on-board, but Satan didn't disclose this incomplete-distances reading 'secret' of inventive vigilantism made for a 'wage' in new world pirate-consciousness, for he simply felt great about this insurance-examination (Interpol-relation?) 'chat' created in the darkened-seas of North America (ha).

MR. AMLAN SATAN: "A 'good' pirate must find the lines and length of special pirate-construction fantasy for education/readings for social media and lifestyle drawn imagination in this new millennium of incomplete-distances to the structure(s) of fortune's unique books (for the Ego)."

Ezzy cheered with a sigh-of-relief with a world-exchange 'reflection' culinary-treat soft/zesty (Indian) luchi-bread thanksgiving-diner plate chat(s) and learned that being descended from real old-world/sea pirates required a nifty hybridization of consciousness...and hospitality-IQ for capitalism's (extra credit) deeds.

Would Amlan and Ezzy marry and have a darling-son for whom the great pirate-descendant of North America would gift a nifty Lego-pirate ship (toy!) for Xmas (or Halloween)? Perchance they'd move to New England for a Selfie-culture comment 'extra credit' bureau image for what'd become an Earthling expression of incomplete-distances to life's (special) depths.