Venger's Bleu-Cheese

The Venusian (sorcerer) becomes an Earthling prince (Mr. Amlan Satan) to perform commerce-lifestyle 'examinations' of what's American Homeland dodecahedrons.

A capitalism-matrix 'fable' featuring the cartoon antihero sorcerer Venger (Dungeons & Dragons) and loosely drawn from the civilization-complexity showcase from the excellent American commerce-imagery documentary-presentation Capitalism: A Love Story (Michael Moore), which I think you'll like, 

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Venger, lone sorcerer of Venus, was advised by his horse-vizier friend (Nightmare) to become an Earthling-culture 'prince' of capitalism-and-consumerism culture 'consciousness' and perform a special lifestyle-drawn materialism 'examination' for 21st-Century American Homeland incomplete-distances readings to the bureaucracy 'arts' of media-life books (hmmm).

He became the Boston-town prince of eco-capitalism 'examination' and learned to develop a special/unique consumerism-culture love and fascination with bleu-cheese for pizza accoutrements, but he wondered if all this new Earthling-prince work with commerce-life superstitions or 'magic' would render him some kind of nerdist of post-9/11 era American Homeland social-media 'chef' books for bureaucracy (hmmm).

He was now ('officially') the New England cyber-prince/writer named Mr. Amlan Satan, and he thought to accent his works about eco-capitalism with a naturalism approach to commerce-life imagery, citing bleu-cheese and veggie-pizza (mushrooms/onions) as a special view for what'd become a Western 'worldly' expression for inventions in lifestyle-comforts paralleling consumerism securities superstitions for the simplified 'confidence' in fortune-games (hmmm).

GIRLFRIEND: This isn't Barbie.

VENGER ('Amlan Satan'): I thought you'd like something...alternative!

GIRLFRIEND: Isn't your bleu-cheese special language-arts 'alternative' enough, friend?
VENGER: A 30-something gorgeous woman (like you) shouldn't be a Barbie-nut, hon.

GIRLFRIEND: All this work with commerce and lifestyle renders you vacant for Barbie?

VENGER: Hey, what if I told you I was from Venus and not fully-human but humanoid?

GIRLFRIEND: You make love (to me) like a human person, friend!

VENGER: I'm not being callous about Barbie; in deed, she's become capitalism's angel!

GIRLFRIEND: Why not use Barbie bleu-cheese dots for some antiterrorism line, friend?

VENGER: Well...we've become capitalism co-talkers of what's 'artsy' photo-image.

GIRLFRIEND: Ha!

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)