Medusa-Wonka: Minerals Ellipticals

Can Medusa and Willy Wonka team-up for an Earthling-minerals 'superstitions' examination for a cool capitalism 'couture' design to reflect (actual) divisions?

A world-minerals 'metaphysics' story featuring a crossover-engagement between 'folk-avatars' Medusa (Greek demon-deity of hypnosis) and Wonka (fictional chocolatier-industrialist from Roald Dahl novels) and loosely drawn from the treasure-adventurism themes/concepts from the fantasy-mining exploration film Romancing the Stone (Robert Zemeckis). 

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MEDUSA: We'll pair-up for a microfiche-extraction of Earth-treasures chess for rhetoric.

WILLY WONKA: I'll say as a candyland-industrialist, I'd share your interest in capitalism-IQ.

Medusa, underworld snake-goddess of hypnosis, teamed-up with the cool Earthling chocolatier-capitalist of fantastic proportion, Wonka, for a library-extraction 'examination' of treasures-minerals 'insurance' for confidence and made their way to Mardi-Gras (New Orleans, USA) for a high-art expression of life-drawn traffic hospitality-readings reflective of consumerism magic-language (wow).

INTERPOL: Blood-diamond corruption makes 'rogue' finance/piracy woe for terrorism!

Medusa/Wonka decided to make a special social-media (cyber) 'diorama' about three special Earth-minerals treasures for confidence, minerals mined for superstition or profit or smugglers or storages/ornaments. These three stones, diamonds, beryl, and obsidian, would reflect their (shared) consumerism-consciousness interest for a deep-metaphysics of the mentalism 'bonds' between fortune...and disintegration (wow).

MEDUSA: Diamonds are forever.

WONKA: Beryl's got the rocky-edge shine of offbeat color for 'alternative' mysticism!

MEDUSA: Obsidian's the dark-black shine rock of almost 'Martian' intrigue, Wonka.

WONKA: With these three precious stones for account, we'll cast capitalism as arts!

MEDUSA: The trick is to leverage all treasure-insurance language with 'insider' dowry.

WONKA: Bank-robbers, geologists, storytellers, and presidents!

MEDUSA: A bureaucracy-reading for the 'flare' of duty free leviathan (for the Ego).

Would they succeed? Could Medusa/Wonka offer the developed Earth a special 'cinema' reflective shine for diamonds/beryl/obsidian for a knowledge and language-arts 'chess' for the lines and shapes of incomplete-distances readings to (actual) dodecahedrons...for data/banks?

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)