The Real Purdy

Fanfiction of the Kim Basinger (1993) film about 'inventions' in street-psyche ardor-for-equity and heist inviting us (all) into the 'environment' imagery of (American) leviathans.

A fun 'fanfiction' of sorts of the under-valued American heist-line drama-adventure The Real McCoy (Russell Mulcahy), which I think you'll like. 

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Let me tell you the tale of Beatrice Purdy who completed her short-sentence in jail for apparent armed-robbery and was released to be paired with my grandfather (Amlan Satan) for a vigilante 'deed' in New Orleans for a retribution-requisition made for wage against her corrupt original employer-boss of (rumored) blood-diamond smugglers highways in North America (Mr. Hand). This tale makes for a rather instant-image of realness and characterization for our Selfie-culture of incomplete-distances readings...for a bureaucracy-flare (sure).

COUNSELOR: You've no dark memory of the New Orleans sentence/jail, Purdy?
BEATRICE: I just wanna return to the overground, get a job as a bus-driver, ok.

COUNSELOR: Find your way back to the heavens, for this is no place for a modern Moll Flanders.

BEATRICE: I know (Facebook like), thanx.

AMLAN SATAN (My grandfather): Mardi-Gras finds you well, Ms. Purdy.

BEATRICE: I'm no street-rodent, Satan, you know; I'm a real Artful Dodger fan and all (ha).

SATAN: Me thinks you've some vengeful-spirit in your hidden (secret?) brain, Purdy.

PURDY: Yeah, and maybe me thinks New Orleans saints have me falling for you, Satan (ha).

SATAN: We should pair-up, lemme help you, find this revenge-act for Mardi-Gras, Purdy.

PURDY: Alright...this concerns my betrayal, by my ex-boss (blood-diamonds, Mr. Hand (Louisiana!).

SATAN: Bad faith, eh...perchance one for a social media memoir of street-festive 'colored' hands (ok).

Well, Satan/Purdy were on their way now, to retributions for Louisiana-pride, in that Mardi-Gras season post-release by Beatrice from her New Orleans sentence. She was framed/jailed and then sought this vengeance against Mr. Hand with the help of my grandfather (Amlan) for a (rumored/insured) blood-diamond storage raid/swap (with eco-message glass-animal figurines) for street-insurance 'gossip' that would draw (Interpol-relation?) eyes to the Homeland, for social media (hmmm).

MR. HAND: Damn.

ASSOCIATE/MANAGER: They were in Mardi-Gras costumes with a theater-prop water-rifle.

MR. HAND. Acid!

ASSOCIATE/MANAGER: They swapped your ('rumored') blood-diamonds with glass-animals.

MR. HAND: I smell the 'hand' of Purdy (revenge!).

ASSOCIATE/MANAGER: She had a 'friend' insider who helped her take a mock-hostage (teller).

MR. HAND: Aha, some 'girlfriend' the musketeer prepped for the insider-job to draw Interpol-eye.

ASSOCIATE/MANAGER: Let's make flight for a Brussels-examination, bad-baron.

MR. HAND: Damn (Facebook like).

It did draw Interpol-eye (sure). The tracking officer heard of the Hand-stones and Ion-company rumored smugglers highway(s) stretching between Sierra Leone and Belgium and darted to New Orleans to determine if the teller-hostage Satan/Purdy took was some model-insider 'stunt' for theater staged by an intelligence-company working with smugglers-highways (FBI like) or perchance even a 'vigilante' deed with some eco-capitalism lyric for this new age of mass-traffic/language for 'insurance' bread/fruit (for cinema!).

SATAN: We did it.

PURDY: Falling (love).

SATAN: Pizza for Louisiana-pride pre-flight to Brussels, Beatrice.

PURDY: Hand/Ion will want 10-yard ruler distance-length and lines from us (now), Satan.

SATAN: Bureaucracy-flare for what's (purely) a leviathan-escape, Beatrice Purdy.

PURDY: I'm the real Purdy for pizza-definition.

So what did you make of this incomplete-distances reading 'faerie-tale' of wrought justice/vengeance 'vailed' by accidental vigilantism and (Interpol-relation?) treasure/insurance examinations for New Orleans 'saints' of capitalism-race 'chess-stalemate' storyboards? As far as I'm concerned, Beatrice will always be the real Purdy, and my grandfather (Amlan Satan) her (only) witness...for diamonds-and-beryl. Thanks for listening.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)