Wonderland's Beryl

Two enterprising adult-media capitalists must twist-turn to evade the 'arms' of a fat-investor (Ion-company) for a commerce-roadways 'misadventure' of dart-proportion.

A world capitalist misadventure yarn featuring some common-themes I've enjoyed using while writing shorts, and I think this is the last one inspired by my face mod-American media-culture 'misadventure' film, a real-life story, Wonderland (Val Kilmer), with no ties to the film of inspiration. 

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AMLAN: This adult-Wonderland investor for conflict-zone tangles requires escapism, pal.

MARCUS: We're just the social-media culture capitalist-nerdists to make the wage, pal.

AMLAN: Alright, we'll swap his blood-diamonds, make a Logan-box drop for Interpol.

MARCUS: Wonderland adult-entertainment materials come-out clean, and we depart.

AMLAN: Post-Wonderland 'Brussels sprout eatery-dive venture game' for Facebook like!

The two Wonderland founders, friends from Dartmouth, left some eco-message glass-animal miniatures and beryl-treasures in the Logan (airport) box for Interpol-trackers to find for street-diamonds marketing 'rumors' to fly to give them enough monitor-eyes spacing to flee to Belgium to leave-behind their entanglement(s) with Baron Ion, a fat-cat investor who turned-out to be a smugglers-highways big-guy who put the thumb-pressure on their idealistic adult-media enterprise and required them to wrap-up just about everything to get to a Euro-currency retirement view for capitalism-race 'chess-stalemate' flares (for the Ego).

BARON ION: I wish to come-out as an eco-capitalism brainiac in all this New England IQ.

ASSOCIATE: What'd you make of Wonderland, bad-baron?
BARON ION: Seems this gem-insurance street-theater's simply a roadways dive-thru.

ASSOCIATE: We don't want our North American company 'mired' in movie-chatter!

Well, in tihs world of incomplete-distances readings to commerce/media lifestyle 'drawn' fortune-readings, if Amlan/Marcus didn't play their cards with the right-tone(s), they'd undoubtedly fall into the ditch-weave of the ruthless and calculating Ion-company, and they'd perchance leave-behind their angel-actors and studio-faeries of Wonderland at the whims of the evil bad-baron himself, so they had to find the right flare for escape, and the key was to use the Interpol-trackers to link blood-diamonds with adult-media divisions (for bureaucracy-readings).

BARON ION: Welcome, gents.

AMLAN/MARCUS: We brought you a diamond-jewelry gun for showcase and social media.

BARON ION: En-route to Logan, eh?
AMLAN/MARCUS: No harm, no foul, Ion.
BARON ION: I like eco-capitalism as much as you do!

AMLAN/MARCUS: We're off to a good treasury-investment for hospitality-readings!

BARON ION: Euro-currency.

AMLAN/MARCUS: This is a real estate.

BARON ION: Perchance we'll find equal media-gossip for fortune-readings (and homes!).

AMLAN/MARCUS: Thanksgiving is what we foresee in your 'Martian' futures, Ion (thanx).

AMLAN: Doubt Ion bought the entire package?
MARCUS: We made it to Belgium...so who cares?
AMLAN: Do you think his consultants will advise a more 'eco-capitalist' view for media?

MARCUS: I wouldn't doubt it...for bureaucracy-arts (ha).

When Amlan reached Belgium, he decided to craft a special youth-friendly Xmas-consumerism 'faerie-tale' featuring a capitalism-couture parody avatar-doodle ("Evil_Elf") to recount what he made for 'discovery' in the world of Wonderland-and-diamonds, perchance to transcend the dark-memory of the Ion-company and all its commerce-highway(s) 'dangers' for capitalist-arms (for the Ego).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)