Venger's Grift

The Venusian sorcerer becomes an Earthling prince-grifter for a Derby-upstart racer-company (Arklow) smugglers-diamond worth its weight in silver-diary.

A 'cool' adaptation of the 'worldly' crime-psyche values themes/imagery of The Grifters (John Cusack) featuring the cartoon antihero sorcerer Venger (Dungeons & Dragons), which I think you'll like, 

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VENGER: I'm (now) an Earth-grifter for gem-insurance racer-chess IQ ('Mr. Amlan Satan').

What's it like to be a grifter in this unnatural Western-world of incomplete-distances readings for bureaucracy-arts? That's what the Venusian sorcerer Venger contemplated as a fine 'examination-inquiry' for a (rumored) blood-diamond marketing trail linking to an American South Derby-racer upstart-company (Arklow) for our Earthling 'culture' of games and lifestyle 'drawn' capitalism-direction (wow).

MR. AMLAN SATAN: "This stranger character and (rumored) blood-diamond baron-investor (Ion) seems the right co-investment man to approach for racer/gems/insurance to draw (Interpol-relation?) examination eyes for horse-and-photo."

DERBY OFFICIAL: Are you a grifter/hustler/fatso, Mr. Satan?
SATAN: Just a visitor/tourist/racer, good-fellow!
DERBY OFFICIAL: Friend of the Ion-company, ok.
SATAN: Arklow's got the 'mark' for upstart-dye, no?
DERBY OFFICIAL: It's a grifter-world, for Arklow's design.
SATAN: Facebook like (thanx)!
DERBY OFFICIAL: Good luck, Mr. Satan.
SATAN: Won't need it (don't think).

DERBY OFFICIAL: Good.

Baron Ion was a cool-customer and hoped to link some Super Bowl and horse-racer 'fanzine-culture' diamond-hyperbole and ads for marketing bureaucracy-readings, and when he met Mr. Amlan Satan and was told he was 'educated' in grifter-logic by a wandering 'natural-grifter' in Kentucky (American South), he wondered if this gem co-investment 'examination' was worth its weight in silver-diary, for American Homeland magazine-diet readings (wow).

MERCHANT: These are Ion-treasures you wish to swap?

SATAN (Venger): Rumors-fly this outfit is housing (insured?) blood-diamonds.

MERCHANT: We don't want (or need!) more trouble(s), Mr. Satan.

SATAN (Venger): Make the exchange...for an upstart-racer company (Arklow) follows!

MERCHANT: Thanx (good luck).

SATAN: (Venger): Won't need it (don't think!).

MERCHANT: Cool (thanx).

What was it about grifter-consciousness and capitalism 'darkness' that drew the lone/pensive sorcerer of Venus (Venger) to become a (rumored) blood-diamond 'operationalist' in the American Homeland (South) for an incomplete-distances readings for (purified) media-culture dowry (for the Ego)?

VENGER: Me thinks capitalism's bled into duty free dictators (hmmm).

ESMERELDA: Cheerleader cards?
SATAN (Venger): You're the treasure I came here for, Ezzy.

ESMERELDA: Grifter-depression turns to Romanticism, for Mr. Amlan Satan!

SATAN: Blood-diamond diary bleeds into bureaucracy in the American South (wow).

ESMERELDA: You think like a cold-calculator.

SATAN: Solar-powered (media-Ego).

Before Venger ('Mr. Amlan Satan') returned to Venus, he decided he learned much about the labyrinth of grifter-logic and the wind of capitalism's bread/fruit, but perhaps got the wind to return to Earth for a Selfie-commentary for Romanticism, to seek-out the 'treasure' he found in Kentucky for dictionaries...Ezzy.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)