Point-Break

Portrait of SoCal invisible intrigue with blood-diamonds, beach-banks, and Homeland interest for a bureaucracy-reading in Heaven.

A 'bright' adaptation of the themes from Point Break (Kathryn Bigelow), perhaps just a fun-fanfiction too! 

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OFFICER CHARLIE: I'd been tracking this guy for 2 years, all over SoCal beach-banks!

INTERVIEW: You'd this theory he was a waiter or restaurateur of some kind?

OFFICER CHARLIE: He'd leave glass-animal miniatures and drawings of French-toast, pal.

INTERVIEW: What's the deal with (rumored/insured) blood-diamond (chess)?

OFFICER CHARLIE: Eco-capitalism; either insider (Interpol-relation?) work or vigilantism!
INTERVIEW: No leads on SoCal native/moved/traveler/thief?

OFFICER CHARLIE: Well, social media culture for Halloween's painting him as a surfer.

INTERVIEW: Weird!

OFFICER CHARLIE: I did some post-WWII Roswell-invasion 'superstitions' microfiche-study.

INTERVIEW: He's into aliens and terrorists of some kind?

OFFICER CHARLIE: That was my hunch for this cool-customer of SoCal gem-insurance IQ.

INTERVIEW: Where'd you get the leads to this alien/terrorist hypotheses, officer?

OFFICER CHARLIE: Some 'hacker' named Amlan Satan emailed me about eco sci-fi stuff.

INTERVIEW: Weird.

INTERPOL: "Blood-diamond corruption makes 'rogue' finance/piracy woes (terrorism)."

OFFICER CHARLIE: I tracked him to Zanzibar, a local SoCal eatery-dive (Saturday-Eve).

INTERVIEW: Fan of shrimp-tacos?

OFFICER CHARLIE: Why not (bureaucracy-reading)?

INTERVIEW: A local...did you do library check-out listings (eco-alien stuff)?

OFFICER CHARLIE: Sure did; but nothing regular showed up...eco/religion mixed-stuff!

INTERVIEW: Maybe he was a chef...before flying to Brussels (ha).

OFFICER CHARLIE: Honestly, I thought he was a waiter (Facebook like).

INTERVIEW: Weird.

OFFICER CHARLIE: We did track his girlfriend!

INTERVIEW: What did she say?
OFFICER CHARLIE: He turned her onto Edward Abbey.

INTERVIEW: She's no clue where he is.

OFFICER CHARLIE: Would you doubt it...this guy had down-timing (Facebook like)?

INTERVIEW: Weird!

OFFICER CHARLIE: So, he walks into banks, masked, with theater-prop water-guns.

INTERVIEW: Filled with acid!
OFFICER CHARLIE: He claims he's doing blood-diamond research with bank-box photos!

INTERVIEW: Weird.

OFFICER CHARLIE: Burns boxes, swaps with glass-animals, leaves French-toast.

INTERVIEW: Weird.

OFFICER (Charlie): At least we have his robbery-getups for file(s).

INTERVIEW: Each one differs...but they all have him in sunglasses (differing-colors).

OFFICER: We thought for a while it was an entire 'clan' of eco-warriors, but it's him.

INTERVIEW: Facebook like.

OFFICER: It's a social media 'universe' bread/fruit.

INTERVIEW: Happy Halloween.

OFFICER: Weird, eh?

JOURNAL (Report): "Sure, Officer Charlie, an industrious SoCal native/cop, failed to nab this man who prowled around the beach-banks of the Western 'worldly' area in getup and agenda, but the acquisitions of (rumored-insured) blood-diamond 'matter' for examination-eye (Interpol-relation?) did successfully draw some 'neat' attention to bad eco-capitalism angst in this new millennium of 'incomplete-distances' readings to the bureaucracy-flares for...Hell."

AMLAN: You wouldn't turn me over, right, darling?
EZZY (Girlfriend): Hey, bloody-gems give me the creeper-feelins.
AMLAN: Okay, I suppose you're my 'diary' (then).
EZZY: Thanx (Facebook like).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)