Police-Spork

A police-tale of 'incomplete-distances' readings to Homeland city-darkness evasions and apprehension yielding a 'cool' short-cut to happiness/bread.

A cop-tale. Happy St. Patrick's Day, 

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AMLAN: This will be a good-chance for city-legend as goodly-cops of the streets (America).

MARCUS: We're good cops, Amlan; I appreciate this case for its football-terrorism IQ.

AMLAN: What kind of a freak-shower would make a Scarecrow-cheerleader paranoia?

MARCUS: Perchance it's post-9/11 land-chess for homegrown superstitions in social media?

AMLAN: I like this guy (cool).

Officers Amlan and Marcus hit the streets with their sesame-chicken and sporks while driving and patrolling the dark-city where Scarecrow lurked, waiting to find either a threat to some off-duty football cheerleader or some distraction freak-show for Homeland paranoia. He'd already offered some evil cyber-message about incomplete-distances to bureaucracy-readings for randomized psychological crimes of the terrorist-signature, and Amlan/Marcus knew for the time-being, they were the city's best/first security perimeter check, hopefully to dispel the threat-messenger before he became celebrity or invited FBI-photographics.

SCARECROW: You guys GI-Joe or somethin?

AMLAN/MARCUS: We like your Lamborghini, funny-guy.

SCARECROW: It's loaded with leather containing something extremely nice.

AMLAN/MARCUS: Ooh, since our rival's coming into town for football-Sunday, eh?

SCARECROW: Thanx for this (private) cyber-communique, heroes; you like girls.

AMLAN/MARCUS: We like Americans...we might just drive-by (in a rented Lamborghini!).

SCARECROW: Thanx.

Was Scarecrow a 'good-Catholic' like he insisted his readers (online) believe? He had bad weaponry, including a very unusual vamped-handgun which he intended to use for cheerleader-targeting (wow). Amlan decided to attend the Sunday football-game in mustache and beard and marked the evil-man for his unusual hat, something a psycho would wear into the stadium, get a face-shot (TV), and then procure his assembled 'toy' hidden in the restroom(s).

OFFICER AMLAN: Facebook like.

INTERVIEW: Congrats, Officer Marcus.
MARCUS: Amlan's 1/2 the show (here), in this dark-city, good-friend!

INTERVIEW: I believe you...the 'Scarecrow' was not nice (or neat).

MARCUS: What a fortune-reading for bureaucracy it was, thanx.

INTERVIEW: No casualty, almost-one.

MARCUS: Someone I happened to like (a lot).

INTERVIEW: Facebook like.

Scarecrow was caught. Amlan/Marcus came-out decorated for Homeland storywriters. Marcus' new lady-hawk (Danica) was the fortune-cookie. Was this a time of hospitality...or wretchedness (for all)? Who wouldn't think GI-Joe readings?

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)