Danger Mouse's Phonics

Can the hero mouse and his trusted science-mindful aid (Penfuld) find the 'right-stuff' for language-arts readings in the sheer-confidence of capitalism-defense boxing?

A fun adaptation of Danger Mouse (iconic '80s British TV-cartoon). 

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DANGER MOUSE: "With Inspector Penfuld (my aid), I'll become a mouse-angel for vigilantes."

PENFULD: Good grief, Danger-Mouse, I know vigilantism's dead, but Silas is evil and patient!

DANGER-MOUSE: Don't be so paranoia, Inspector Penfuld; Silas is half animal-man, like us.

PENFULD: Excellence in point-making, my captain (Danger-Mouse), and I'll be the man-man.

DANGER-MOUSE: Me thinks this evil Silas, half animal-man, shall overtake Interpol-HQ.

PENFULD: Perchance because he's the Devil's Advocate of social-media 'face' securities!

DANGER-MOUSE: No doubt, Inspector Penfuld; we'll be the idealized cyber-traffic suits.

PENFULD: It's certainly true, Danger-Mouse that Interpol's become a consumerism-blanket.

DANGER-MOUSE: Good (bureaucracy-readings for the flare of leviathan and FaceTime).

Interpol really had become a world-excellence institutionalism tower of defense for capitalism-race 'chess-stalemate' confidence for negotiations and thinking for commerce-traffic and overall media-exchanges in customs for everyday lifestyle beauty! After all, Interpol-HQ was where you'd find today's top agents/heroes/sentinels/vigilantes, working inside the system, with leviathan-matter as varied as blood-diamonds, chemical weapons, food-poisoning, and of course the 21st-Century 'anathema' of air-transit problems and woes. This was bad for social media, the evil Silas half animal-man, threatening Interpol and forcing Danger-Mouse (a medium-sized super intelligence mouse from the Grand Canyon) to work alongside the excellent (and Ivy-educated!) Inspector Penfuld to track Silas' mean-streaks of track between Interpol-HQ and North American smugglers/terrorist design(s).

SILAS: With Danger-Mouse of nowhere of value(s), Interpol and then Wall-St. is mine (ha).

ASSOCIATE: Perchance we'd cast you as a 'special' half animal-man 'faerie' for immortality?

SILAS: You mean to insult my deformity with this pest-like insistence I make for social-PR!

ASSOCIATE: Understand, bad-baron of blood-diamonds (Silas), this is a time for vanities.

SILAS: Oh, you minion of movies but of significance in counsel, I shall heed your advice!

ASSOCIATE: Excellence, for darkness evil Silas my lord; we'll make you a cinema-messenger.

SILAS: Thanx (bureaucracy-readings for the flare of insurance).

Well, fortunately for our two heroes, Danger-Mouse and Inspector Penfuld, the schematics of the evil Silas were foiled and wrapped and turned into a cool incarceration freezer for capitalism's sake and Earth's goodly conscious messengers, be they animal/human! For the 21st-Century world of incomplete-readings in bureaucracy-arts, this mild-miracle seeing the (eventual) humbling of the evil/calculating Silas forever cast Danger-Mouse as a 'force' for infiltrations and piracy-superstitions address and his delightful aid (Inspector Penfuld) as a mindful/thoughtful 'doctor' of our fare-rich Blue-Planet's utter-challenge with traffic-deformity (wow).

DANGER-MOUSE: I remember my days enjoying Wimbledon, Penfuld!

PENFULD: I've this delightful youth-tennis trophy for memoir, Danger-Mouse.

DANGER-MOUSE: Never mind that, Penfuld...we're to make for our next heroes' challenge-IQ!

PENFULD: Earth's book, Danger-Mouse (phew).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)