Canadian-Hadrian

A Story by Abishai100

A tale of inventions in Western 'worldly' vigilantism/thievery for minerals-and-ice sport devolution (for bureaucracy).

A Canada street-culture adventure.

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HADRIAN: Will this raid of blood-diamonds in Toronto be vigilantism or thievery for ice-hockey stars?

READER: Your social-media (anonymous) claims of eco-capitalism woe in North American IQ is weird!

HADRIAN: I won't tell you if the deed is acquired by ice-hockey stars, but I've heard cyber-rumors.

READER: You working alone, friend?

HADRIAN: I wouldn't tell you if I was, since there's way-lots nerdists commenting on vigilantism.

READER: Stranger times for smugglers-highways sportsmanship-superstitions, man.

HARDIAN: Flares for FaceTime (bureaucracy-dialogue).

Hadrian and Tim, ethnic-minorities from the East, working in Canada (Toronto) for an Xmas-consumerism vigilante consciousness for (rumored/insured) blood-diamond storages in a main bank, decided their special masked-operation for street-theater would invoke special street-examinations for capitalism-race 'chess' tied to their ice-hockey media-ads for diamonds for the shopping-season of faces in pedestrian magic (hmmm).

HADRIAN: Think I liked coaching ice-hockey (juniors) than being an athlete, Tim.

TIM: No one can guess it's us man...it's all 'masked' intelligence for treasure-insurance!

HADRIAN: We'd certainly intercept this new social-media campaign for ice-hockey/gem ads.

TIM: These conflict-zone gems from Africa make for bad language(s) in Toronto-fare, Hadrian.

HADRIAN: I'm depressed, Tim...we need art!

The two were going to take a mock-hostage and march in with water-guns filled with acid made in the bank restroom and wield flare-guns for a theater media-show about bank-box photos for a cyber-storyboard before burning the (Ion-company) boxes to swap the rumored blood-diamonds (conflict-zone gems from Sierra Leone) with a toy-jewelry piece (watch!).

BANK MANAGER: We're avid-fans of the city's ice-hockey association(s) merging with our gem-IQ.

INTERVIEW: The new media-ads for diamonds for Xmas-shopping has people thinking of sportsmanship!

BANK MANAGER: We're sure now that (Interpol-relation?) eyes make world-gem motions secured.

INTERVIEW: No 'street' desire for consumerism-vigilance, eh?

BANK MANAGER: You've read those cyber-cult 'fave' posts by the 'Canadian-Hadrian' optimist, no?

INTERVIEW: Canadian-Hadrian (FYI).

Hadrian had considered himself something of an avid fan of Robin Hood folklore and inventions in capitalism-analysis, having read the works of Adam Smith and Howard Zinn, and he honestly thought a perceived street-surgery for (rumored/insured) blood-diamond diagrams would render a consumerism-cyber 'face' for personality in commerce-speculations (tied with sports-clubs!).

TIM: This is a great game, for Canadian-Hadrian.

GIRLFRIEND: Where's your good-buddy?

TIM: Research...couldn't make it.

GIRLFRIEND: He's a Flyers-fan, no?

TIM: He's all maple-syrup today, honey.

GIRLFRIEND: Cool.

The deed was done. Canadian-Hadrian and Tim, ice-hockey 'stars' of the underworld now, marched in, used their mock-hostage whom they prepped the night-before, and swapped the Ion-company gems with that toy-jewelry after burning the bank-vault box with the blood-diamonds with their theater-prop 'water-guns' (filled with HCL made in the bank-restroom with everyday chemicals!). They left a note with the lone-escorting guardsman (Leo) after tying him up reading, "Insider-Interpol relation insurance-examination theater for enhanced street-consumerism hype conversations requiring no 'extra credit' follow-ups for a world-case between Brussels and Sierra Leone, for (masked) duty."

CYBER_FANZINE: "The deed was acquired, and we're unsure if Canadian-Hadrian had any hand-axes in the masked-theater stunt, and we're unsure if these were ice-hockey 'stars' or insider-IQ men (Interpol-relation?) for conflict-zone 'insurance' examination theater...but we do feel tickled about Xmas-gem consumerism chess-tied with ice-hockey flare (yeah)."

CANADIAN-HADRIAN: Big fan of Blood-Diamond (Ed Zwick).

INTERVIEW: Fan of the deed in the Canadian bank, Hadrian?
CANADIAN-HADRIAN: Didn't I 'warn' you I was telepathic (ha)?

TIM: Hadrian's gone.

GIRLFRIEND: Belgian waffles, eh?
TIM: He wasn't a Toronto-native, so you know.

GIRLFRIEND: Happy Xmas regardless, good-buddy.

TIM: I hope he finds Romanticism.

GIRLFRIEND: Bread/fruit.

WAITRESS: Thanx for the compliment, Hadrian.

HADRIAN: I'm not ornamenting anythin' with fancy-praises, darling.

WAITRESS: It is our most fave diner-dish here in the airport!

HADRIAN: I've a note for your boss, to deliver to the airport jewelry-store (for us).

WAITRESS: Before you whisk-away (with me) to Belgium?

HADRIAN: Brussels sprout eatery-dive venture (for retirement and FaceTime).

WAITRESS: Alright.

Did Hadrian make it to a Euro-currency retirement Heaven? He did, not but not before 'snatching' the real trophy in this faerie-tale of street-culture 'advocacy' for bloody diamond research, a lady-hawk who happened to be an ice-hockey model cheerleader (wow).