The Gaia Adversary*

Can science contest terrorism (for the 'flare' of field goals) in the American Homeland?

A fun 'application' fable involving the Gaia-hypothesis. Hope you like, 

DISCLAIMER: This work of creative fiction offers no ties to the Gaia hypothesis itself or to chemist-founder James Lovelock and all images/references used herein (therefore) comprise a purely 'personal' expression for inventions in theater/folklore (for 'open' interpretation). 

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DR. AMLAN SATAN: "This Gaia-hypothesis application for lines of bureaucracy-arts in Earth whole-systems examination for the machinery and organics hybridization across platforms for net-activity 'IQ' reflecting globalism-rhetoric in the 21st-Century (American Homeland) 'incomplete-distances' readings for the structure(s) of connectedness and layered inter-dependence makes for a sportsmanship 'hologram' of Selfie-culture lifestyle drawn dynamic intelligence!"

Wow, Doc Satan really had a nifty-clue for Selfie-culture self-regulation(s) whole-system 'chess' for organics/machinery hybridization diagrams reflective of globalism-rhetoric and net-activity 'drawn' connectedness 'thinking' for the new millennium and hoped to chess-tie the Gaia-hypothesis (a fertilization-oriented holistic view of self-regulatory systems 'linked' consciousness for a 'living-planet' dotted mechanics view!) with traffic/transit oriented fare-rich Blue-Planet activity for bureaucracy-arts. However, while Satan's rep grew and he became famous with 'alternative-sciences' aficionados/fans for mod-American Homeland network philosophy/exchange, a stranger entered the scene, a pronounced and self-proclaimed 'Gaia-terrorist' who sought to contest Doc Satan's 'natural-expression' of grid-orientation(s) for (incomplete) dodecahedrons (hmmm).

STRANGER: Greetings, Satan!

DR. SATAN: How'd you hack into my (private) cyber portal(s)?

STRANGER: You needn't concern yourself (now) with my (private) agenda for publicity!

DR. SATAN: What's this concern, stranger?

STRANGER: If your Gaia-line is bureau for art, is the network puncture-proof?

DR. SATAN: You needle my work line with a terrorist-IQ for outright slang?

STRANGER: I only mean to inquire of your frailty-consciousness for 'Saran-wrap' psyche!

DR. SATAN: Yes, I understand you mean to highlight 'frailty' of grid-texture, with static?

STRANGER: Would you not agree that there's 'shock-value' in complete-grid dye?

DR. SATAN: Only for diorama-failure, stranger.

STRANGER: Damn (bureaucracy-readings).

The 'Stranger' (terrorist?) really did offer a special 'slang' for Doc Satan's unusual/exciting language-arts, but he did have to concede (ultimately) that the Gaia-work(s) offered a 'cool' sportsmanship like 'hologram' for whole-systems connectedness superstitions Rationalism for globalism-rhetoric reflective of a 21st-Century American Homeland 'incomplete-distances' readings for what'd become a 'natural-expression' of constructed social/human dialysis. Perhaps Satan would earn the Nobel Prize (now!).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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