Quebec's Poison

Can eco-capitalism yield a special 'light' for inventions in street-adventurism for Mr. Amlan Satan, a self-made 'Artful Dodger' of the blood-diamond 'world' of dictaphones?

A Canadian heist adventure worth its weight in 'diamond-dialysis' lore. Happy St. Patrick's Day! 

DISCLAIMER: This work of fiction offers no ties to the city of Quebec/Canada and all images/references used herein comprise a purely 'personal' expression (for 'open' interpretations). 

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Mr. Amlan Satan finished up his eco-capitalism studies in French-Canada (Quebec) after moving West from Algiers and learning of street-life intuitions for a blood-diamond operations in a bank-and-store outfit (Ion-company) with (rumored-insured) conflict-zone gem storages, for a commerce-traffic 'chess-stalemate' image in social-media and consumerism culture on Earth worth its weight in vigilantism-lore, but would he fail (for capitalism's data)?

SATAN: This town for Xmas-time is consumerism-haven, and gem-hype is prime for police.

BARTENDER: You're talking about eco-capitalism vigilantism, eh?

SATAN: Me thinks there's some premonition for a blood-diamond storyboard in Quebec!

BARTENDER: Well, we do know that treasures/shopping makes for Canadian light.

SATAN: Or darkness (thanx).

BARTENDER: Facebook like!

First he walked into the Quebec store and used his water-gun filled with acid to swap Ion-company pieces with replicas and glass-animals that Xmas-season, in mask and with claim that he was sent by a rival of the Ion-company with (Interpol-relation?) insurance office-business for a street-commentary about insurance gossip in North America (wow). The gem-merchant had only to say, "This is some social-media photo-synthesis theater for treasure-motions and insurance-slander for Quebec's detectives?"

BARTENDER: A water-gun filled with acid?
SATAN: That's what this guy used to make himself 'feel' more like Robin-Hood, friend!

BARTENDER: He was an agent of a rival of the Ion-company, for the store deed?
SATAN: That's the street-gossip, for insured-gems insider-words for Canadian fiction!

BARTENDER: You're either quite drunk or fantasizing about blood-diamond divisions.

SATAN: It's all toys, friend (ha)!

BARTENDER: Facebook like.

QUEBEC DETECTIVE: Some kind of chemical-warfare message in Canadian storyboards.

POLICE CHIEF: Seems this 'vigilante' for Robin-Hood theater is some eco-capitalism insider!

QUEBEC DETECTIVE: The word's the insured-quality of the treasures makes 'bad' journals.

POLICE CHIEF: You never know what insider-intelligence works damage these days, no?

Was Satan Catholic? Was he a guerrilla-eco warrior/vigilante? Was he just an inventive Canadian thief-for-lore? Well, his 'model democrat girlfriend' would consider him something like Artful Dodger or James Bond...if you mixed thievery with dictionaries (for social media and consumerism-IQ).

When he got to the bank, he held the entire institution hostage, destabilizing the computer-alarms with a pre-made scrambled (pre-day) and then insisted this was some Quebec city-wide insider-theater for (rumored/insured) blood-diamond hyperbole for the Ion-company. The detective on the case honestly didn't know what to make of this fiasco, but he did decide to station 'serious' securities outside, in case he ran out shooting as some lunatic-vigilante (wow). This was Facebook like!

INTERVIEW: You refuse to give your name?
SATAN: I exchanged Ion-gems ('blood-diamonds') for street-commissions to draw eye.

INTERVIEW: There's flying-talks of Ion's insured treasures for Interpol-IQ now, eh?

SATAN: African conflict-zone smugglers highways stretch into the West now, you know!

INTERVIEW: Why should we think you're not just a thief, friend?

SATAN: I mean, do you really doubt eco-capitalism docs don't draw depression in Canada?

INTERVIEW: Maybe for Halloween (ha).

DESDEMONA (Girlfriend): Gift, for you?
SATAN: Wow, a Nordiques treasure!

DESDEMONA: You read too many comics.

SATAN: One needs depression these days, but thanx, darling.

DESDEMONA: You'll get what you need on Earth...for diamonds (cool).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)