Venger's Launderette

Venger's Launderette

A Story by Abishai100
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The Venusian sorcerer becomes a fortune-writer and meets a lady-bird at a laundromat for a Homeland-Jersey 'discovery' in capitalism's (certain) design.

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A capitalism-couture vignette featuring the cartoon antihero sorcerer Venger (Dungeons & Dragons) and drawn from the civilization-concepts allusions from the excellent American documentary Capitalism: A Love Story (Michael Moore), which I think you'll like, 
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VENGER: "I'll become an Earth-prince for a capitalism-couture study for dowry-imagery!"



Venger took the advice of his Venusian horse-vizier friend (Nightmare) and became the New England Earth-prince (Mr. Amlan Satan) and used social-media resources as a disguised humanoid (transformer!) to become a cyber-writer of fortune-superstitions for the 'flare' of bureaucracy for commerce/customs exchange 'linked' social-consciousness and liked likening capitalism's special labyrinth of brain-tune for decisions/risk with the lifestyle 'concept' of feeling laborious and self-organized for visits to the laundromat(s) of Earth as consumerism had developed into a 21st-Century (American Homeland) 'village' culture of Selfie-drawn decisions-IQ for 'face' dodecahedrons (hmmm).



It was one glorious Sunday-AM during an (actual) outing to a Homeland-Jersey typical smalltown (Haddonfield) laundromat that the disguised 'Earth-prince' Mr. Amlan Satan (Venger) encountered the vision of a lovely lady-bird (Esmerelda) who liked hopping for biweekly laundry-trips to that certain American Homeland laundromat and started to engage with her about the ins-outs of lifestyle 'linked' consumerism-decisions 'IQ' consciousness for that feeling of risk/sanity for fortune-readings. However, he also started feeling these now recurring/welcomed/dashing engagements with the sharp/lovely Esmerelda ('Ezzy') was drawing in him a special view for capitalism's certain profit-chess minded lifestyle-dodecahedrons (hmmm).



EZZY: Haddonfield's a cool-town, and it's inflective of another iconic Homeland area, right?
VENGER: Surely is, Esmerelda; and our life-hygiene habits views as we meet are cute.
EZZY: What's your deal with those cyber-writes about launderettes with banks?
VENGER: You understand me, Ezzy; it's a superstition 'line' for cleaning wealth-credit!
EZZY: You've become a 'dashing' fortune-wallet 'thinker' or idealist for dodecahedrons?
VENGER: Perchance by your axes-hands of Homeland-lifestyle dowry, visage for charm.
EZZY: Capitalism-complexity draws that 'shape' of wrought distances (cool).



Venger (Mr. Amlan Satan) was now 'settled' into the weekly-writer's habit of working-out capitalism-couture superstitions 'linked' lines of decisions/risk in the Earthling American Homeland culture of traffic-oriented fortune-readings for commerce/customs/confidence and antiterrorism securities challenges and learned to think (deeply) about capitalism-chess, all the while making his encounters with his newfound lady-bird human-female 'girlfriend' (Esmerelda) a pseudo-philosophical image for life-linked consumerism-consciousness Romanticism about risk-and-dialysis connections (for democracy art!).



EZZY: A gift set of unopened shirt-tie (dressy!) set for your upcoming cyber-video chat(s).
VENGER: You're the angel-of-my-office, Esmerelda (thanx).
EZZY: How's your complement of capitalism-chess with life-activity sanity, Mr. Amlan Satan?
VENGER: Quite proportion for Earthling-shapes in bureaucracy-arts; but Romanticism (too).
EZZY: Perchance because of transit-encounters of (shared) culture, Satan?
VENGER: Clean dowry (hmmm).



When Venger made Ezzy a special Homeland traffic/life vigilance symbolic urban-heroics femme-dame 'youth-friendly' avatar-doodle, she knew she'd met a thinker-gent who'd been (seriously!) invested in those incomplete-distances readings for lines between culture...and fortune superstitions (for conversation). Was this a symbolic pairing for capitalism-bred into American/Earthling life, and would it offer Venger ('Mr. Amlan Satan') a special hand-write 'feeling' for the newfound motive of Romanticism that would tempt him to stay on Earth...as a 'courtier' of dowries?



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2024 Abishai100


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Added on March 10, 2024
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