Professor Hideaway

A Story by Abishai100

A campus-crisis requires a 'cool' educator to become a temp-hero and haven-benefactor for Emilia, a woman stalked by a modern Homeland (American) 'unnatural' destroyer (of beads).

A campus mystery requiring a cool hospitality-reading.

DISCLAIMER: This work of fiction offers no ties to any real-life news/story/event and all images/references used herein comprise a purely 'personal' expression for creative writing (for 'open' translation).

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Professor Amlan Satan was shocked to make the 'discovery' that one of his brightest young school students, Emilia, was being unnaturally stalked by some mystery-man (in mask no less) on campus and required an incomplete-distances line for hideaway, and it moved him to become something like an educational-environment sanctuary patron or at least some kind of father-figure. He honestly wondered what he'd offer Emilia for this special hideaway venture, since the stalker was posting on social media that he'd find the young lady somehow, since she lived alone in her dorm-lodge. However, if Emilia was in Professor Amlan Satan's campus apartment most of the time, it'd give the security-team enough time to detect the American psycho while Satan (Amlan) created a hospitality-reading worth its weight in (American Homeland) silver!

EMILIA: I came here to study folklore and not need a rabbit's-foot for hideaway, Professor!

SATAN: Relax, we all know that (now); we've got you separate/clean-away from the stalker.

EMILIA: How long must I endure this spirit-humiliation, Professor Satan (in this cool-snow)?

SATAN: The campus is gorgeous, and you know that, and we'll make this haven for you now.

EMILIA: That's wonderful, Professor, but I'm so anxious about security-detectives to chime!

SATAN: They'll do their job; it's their job; I'll keep this babysitting-trumpet for your sake!

EMILIA: Ha, who says today's homegrown psychos/terrorists can't be 'matched' by humans?

SATAN: No one...education's a photo-synthesis (so relax!).

Who was this new masked stranger character in the bright/gorgeous educational environment/campus that Professor Amlan Satan had to shield the lovely student Emilia for her sake and temp-covert 'operations' with a sort of 'intelligence-adventurism' to keep her sane/courageous? The security/detectives were hard on the case, and it smelled of new age homegrown pseudo-terrorism cases and psychosis set in educational-arenas like Columbine and Dartmouth, and Satan knew this stalker simply required some kind of 'exorcist' like Selfie-culture commentary for incomplete-distances lines for the 'art' of evasion/diarism (wow).

INTERVIEW: What was it like to be given this special campus-sanctuary, Emilia?

EMILIA: Oh, 'Professor Hideaway' lived up to all the charm/gossip about his celebrity, man!

INTERVIEW: Did you 'doubt' the stalker was going to evade detection, Emilia?

EMILIA: I was honestly very afraid, for 'Professor Hideaway' for our campus, it was shine!

INTERVIEW: Satan said a school-transfer is never out-of-books for an 'escapist' intelligence.

EMILIA: Incompletely-true, man; this is a Homeland (America), for bureaucracy's dialysis.

INTERVIEW: Fantastic (good-luck).

The stalker, a local wandering (American) salesman named Max Daffy, decided he'd weave a campus-tapestry tale of incomplete-distances lines for the hell of manmade bureaucracy-paranoia, which is why/how 'Professor Hideaway' became a cool Homeland (American) 'celebrity' of sorts. His wife, who lived/taught in New Haven, visited to congratulate Satan on the handshakes of inventive continental 'securities' dialysis, and was gifted a magical ring with the note, "Psychology of dunks (for bread/fruit)."