Lords-of-Baltimore: Aquarium's Philosopher

Two private-detectives pursue a (secret/covert) case in Maryland concerning an incomplete-line reading about a (mysterious) threat to the Aquarium (for Hell).

An inventive crime-caper, drawn from varied comics. Happy St. Patrick's Day all, 

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AMLAN: This Scarecrow's got the harvest-print for Aquarium-implosion chess (IQ).

RAKI: Perchance we've found the right-stuff for private-detective case books, pal!

AMLAN: Why the Aquarium in Baltimore but for angst in tourism-lines and fish?

RAKI: Perchance this guy's anti-social media commentary for traffic-face Hell.

AMLAN: Destroy an aquarium for tourism/citizenry readings simply for dialysis?

RAKI: Who said criminals have to obey the respects of Freud for fish-dogma?

AMLAN: No one, but it's not Facebook like (damn).

Our two private-dicks for hire, Amlan/Raki, pals from Dartmouth, working inside the Maryland city of incomplete-distances readings for securities in tourism/language, knew this mystery-man super villain ('Scarecrow') sought an implosive transit-paranoia threat to the beloved Baltimore Aquarium to cast himself among the ranks of the 'lords' of street-chess and traffic-arts with this direction strike on the cherished aquatic life of mobility-dialysis fantasy, but why?

SCARECROW: Freudian bread/fruit for American Homeland hellmouth(s), gents.

AMLAN/RAKI: You're hiding-out in some outskirts abandoned warehouse for lore?

SCARECROW: This strike on the Aquarium-nerve(s) shall cast me as a celebrity!

AMLAN/RAKI: There's muscular-folding for any super-criminal in Baltimore-IQ, no?

SCARECROW: I'm not in any abandoned-warehouse; I hate you; maybe I'm a cop!

AMLAN/RAKI: Now that's a rather 'sketchy' dialysis, Facebook like.

Would you believe our pals/dicks from Dartmouth, Amlan/Raki, managed to square-out the brain of this villainous homeland-terrorist and lord-of-darkness, 'Scarecrow' (an anti-harvest name he bestowed upon himself for anti-capitalism bureau-arts), track him to his (secret!) lair and help incarcerate the rat for the favor of the new Euro-currency investor who helped co-build the new Aquarium for Maryland social media? Of course, any good hospitality-reading (of Hell) requires some incomplete-distances reading, for that lost-art of inventive civilization-dictation (for the Ego).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)