Simon/Simon: Omen-for-Data

In the post-9/11 American Homeland 'environment' two affable 'celeb' detectives find themselves contending with a domestic-terror with 'claim' for danger.

Thinking of retiring with this fanfiction of that iconic 1980s detective-buddy series Simon & Simon (CBS). Thanks so much for reading, 

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MARCUS SIMON: This stalker-terrorist claiming he's the AntiChrist is our case!

AMLAN SIMON: Maybe he'll be tricked into thinking we're cousins/relations.

MARCUS SIMON: Surely, we look like good-buddy of close-ties, Facebook like!

AMLAN SIMON: That's American Homeland omen-management - street-faces.

MARCUS SIMON: What's your guess this walkie-man claims he's the AntiChrist?

AMLAN SIMON: Perchance he's plotting a strike to Facebook-net personality (ha).

MARCUS SIMON: Let's be sure he's not some 'recruit' from (actual) Hell.

AMLAN SIMON: Yeah, yes, pal; Al-Quaeda, Cobra, the list is long-enough.

MARCUS SIMON: Facebook like (good).

Our two affable detectives-for-hire, buds from Dartmouth and working in the American Homeland city where they'd been 'recruited' for a special-track case involving a social-media blogging super psycho claiming he was somehow the AntiChrist, knew their mystery-man (unnamed) was some 'John Doe' of the Earthling-transit superstitions landscape for bureaucracy-lines of danger/frailty superstition(s), but perhaps it made for a 'good' line in Western 'worldly' photo-synthesis. After all, religion in the post-9/11 era Homeland (American) city was somewhat (arguably!) swamped with commercial-vanities priorities (and tribulations!) of concern, like the Coronavirus-pandemic (wow).

ANTICHRIST: "This is the man you seek; I'm your super villain, detectives!"

SIMON/SIMON: Perchance you'd play with us in some online-chess exhibiition.

ANTICHRIST: "All's you need to know about me/likes is I'm Rapture-adversary!"

SIMON/SIMON: Perchance you're trekking to some grocery-store for Hell's chat.

ANTICHRIST: "Whether or not I'm a WalMart cartoon is my prestige-woe only!"

SIMON/SIMON: Look, friend, we ain't doubting that...just the cartoons (ha).

ANTICHRIST: "You just might find a 'faerie' (like me!) at a Shoprite, detectives!"

SIMON/SIMON: Damn...Facebook like.

So how did Simon/Simon use cyber-language (arts) and bureaucracy-lines to 'lure' this 'AntiChrist' stranger-character to a local-supermarket where they posted they loved to spend Saturday-AMs sharing photos about everyday-life consumerism-comforts/consciousness and immediately spotted him trying to plant some SemTex explosive (device)? After their hero-deed of rescue/interception, Amlan and Marcus (Simon and Simon) decided the post-9/11 era Earthling-culture really did invoke some photo-synthesis for 'Rapture' friendly direction (wow).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)