Gremlins: Buffalo Photos

A Story by Abishai100

A bright portrait/fanfiction/adaptation of the iconic and charm-rich 1984 Joe Dante American Homeland superstitions-gem about inventions in pet-care/darkness.

A fanfiction of that original iconic holiday-season pet-mutations fantasy-paranoia American gem, Gremlins (Joe Dante). Here comes the Spring,

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Amlan and Raki had prepared a nice Xmas-season in their new Buffalo-NY (American Homeland) 'examination' of the flares of bureaucracy-arts with their newly-planned sportsmanship (football!) culture superstitions writing when, during their visit to a special local Chinese eatery, they met an eccentric sage who insisted he gift them a special magical inspiration-pet 'creature' called a Gremlin who'd help them feel more 'moved' in their sports/competition writing-boards for Xmas as Super Bowl time of the New Year loomed for social media photo-synthesis (wow).

AMLAN: "The sage warned us not to feed the Gremlin outside a noon-midnight time-frame, and we honestly did our best to be diligent/handsomely-responsible, but it just didn't seem all that honestly 'dangerous' to offer the miniature-adorable weird-creature pet a small piece of chicken-pie for a post-deed harmless social-media/Selfie culture comment about holiday-season lifestyle 'transgressions' for everyday (American Homeland) comforts."

RAKI: "Our error was clear, and the Gremlin-creature pet multiplied into two Gremlins (geez), and the 2nd-one mutated into a rather dark-looking troll, whom we named Spike (wow), who scurried/fled out of our (shared) post-grad Buffalo (NY) town-house and into the nearby shopping-complex where Amlan's (new) lady-friend (Ezzy) worked in the foodcourt that Xmas-season of incomplete-lines for (American Homeland) life direction (damn)."

EZZY: "The Gremlin was such a cute and adorable 'friend' for us (me and Amlan), and we (honestly) felt like we'd been feeling more closer for Xmas-Romanticism and charms, but we'd been hurled into a special holiday-season (American Homeland) misadventure involving our (original/lovable) Gremlin-friend using a mall-car toy to drive-around to 'lure' the evil-troll mutant 'specter' (Spike) so we'd be able to cage it using a special/nifty acid-gun fear-trick Amlan and Raki devised (ha)."

CHINESE SAGE: "This is a great time of superstitions/charms in the American Homeland, both for consumerism/capitalism 'consciousness' and the everyday-life charm(s) of wrought incomplete-distances readings for comforts/prudence in the 21st-Century Earth, so I insist you heed this special lifestyle-advice to keep diligent about feeding-customs/practice with the Gremlin...lest he 'transform' into a messenger of (unholy) direction!"

What choice did Amlan/Raki/Ezzy have now but to use a special acid-fun fear-tactic after their (original/unmutated) Gremlin-lovable creature-pet friend drove around in a mall toy-car to lure the evil-troll mutant ('Spike') to a water-fountain where Amlan/Raki used a gun filled with shooting-HCL to create burn-marks as a perimetry to quarantine (and then metal-cage!) the troll and return both it and their Gremlin-lovable friend-pet to the Chinese-sage who both gifted the magical-creature of inspiration/friendship and offered that special 'acid-temperance' advice for Buffalo-NY Xmas-lights (hmmm).

SAGE: Thanx for the return of the Gremlin and the caging of Spike, heroes.

AMLAN: We're truly sorry, but we're grateful we restored sanity with our deed(s).

RAKI: Perchance you'll not make an example of us for this gross-anatomy tale?

EZZY: We've learned our lesson...and our Gremlin-pal was instrumental in-mall!

SAGE: Good...maybe Raki would like to adapt this 'yarn' into some school-story?

RAKI: I guess it's dialysis...Facebook like (thanx).

Amlan/Ezzy married and had a darling-son (Damian), for whom Ezzy got a special kitten-friend named Danica and told him about their special once-misadventure in the Xmas-Buffalo shopping-complex where she worked (in the happy foodcourt!) and offered her babe-son a special advice-charm word about incomplete-distances lines for the 'face' of American Homeland superstitions-direction...if only for the heart!