Trial by Fire: Earthling-Workshop

A mysterious alien-robot challenges 3 Earthling nerdists for a customs 'examination' concerning incomplete-lines to survival-dialysis (for the Ego).

A vignette drawn from a world-customs relevant theme-board from the Ramayana (Indian customs-epic) and featuring the terrorist-nihilist first-knight adversarial robot Cyclonus (Transformers), and loosely inspired by Mississippi Masala (Denzel Washington). 

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CYCLONUS: "I shall make venture to Earth for customs-IQ for non-invasion test!"

Cyclonus, our antagonist of this Earthling-customs 'examination' faerie-tale, hailed from a faraway A.I.-planet called Cybertron and made a spy-interest for non-invasion 'agenda' examination with 3 special (American Homeland) 'nerdists' of world-traffic/transit superstitions storytelling, 3 individuals who knew of the hospitality-readings behind the bread/fruit of 'negotiated' exchanges linked with commerce/capitalism/folklore (wow).

CYCLONUS: "This is it; I've found 3 special nerdists of commerce-exchange IQ."

AMLAN: I was at a consumer-electronics mall-shop when I met the robot-alien.

RAKI: Perchance this Cybertron-visitor (Cyclonus?) wants to test our customs-IQ?

SHELBYE: We'll retort for any Earthling-capitalism 'chess-IQ' with life-imagery!

AMLAN: We need to be careful...Cyclonus means to test our translations-adverb.

RAKI: Aha, we're to 'translate' exchanges-philosophy/lore with consumerism!

SHELBYE: Let's do it (good).

Our 3 hero protagonist Earthling 'defenders' of customs/capitalism language-arts, Amlan and Raki and Shelbye, re-presented themselves as communication-nerdists for this direction-challenge/defense of world-sovereignty for commerce for the adversarial nihilist robot from Cybertron (Cyclonus) who wished to 'measure' if our fare-rich Blue-Planet had communications-experts for life/social-media 'faces' of net-activity direction (for the Ego). Our 3 'would-be heroes' called themselves the Folk-Faces ('FF').

FF (Folk-Faces: Amlan/Raki/Shelbye): We await your direction-adverb test!

CYCLONUS: I wish to examine life-customs relevance of a Ramayana (Sita) tale.

FF: Are you referencing Goddess Sita's (Indian-epic) trial-by-fire for corruptions?

CYCLONUS: In deed(s), I am Folk-Faces; Sita endured a burning-trial for virtue?
FF: In deed, she had; she was to convey her distance from her assailant for gods!

CYCLONUS: Surely, some value-experience 'measure' for capitalism-derivations.

FF: Surely, such 'purity-image' concerns commerce/exchange 'trust' labeling?

CYCLONUS: That's the test-inquiry for your Earthling-capitalism culture defense.

FF: Was Sita's (Ramayana) trial reflection for capitalism's culture-respects?

CYCLONUS: Aren't modern (Indian) social/legal 'dowry-death' troubles media?

FF: We've reached a sort of 'history-legalese' accord (for fashion?), Mr. Robot!

CYCLONUS: For the 'art' of bureaucracy-fields (good).

Wow, modern 'troubles' in social/legal media 'language' concerning bureaucracy-arts negotiations in the East (India) concerning dowry-deaths (bride-burnings by in-laws expressing aggressive grudges against the bride-family's insufficient marriage-money promised-gift presentations) in the modern Earth of net-activity drawn customs-examinations for capitalism 'consciousness' vitality (e.g., Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous) was a citation for Earthling-behaviors for Cyclonus. The FF (Folk-Faces), our 3 protagonist 'nerdist' Earth-culture defenders/heroes (Amlan/Raki/Shelbye) offered a 'cool' statement-expression for reference to the epic Ramayana tale of Goddess Sita's trial-by-fire for purity-conversation concerning 21st-Century world-rich 'negotiations' for exchange-based 'fashion' respects/prestige. Did Cyclonus measure our Earthling-exchanges 'consciousness' as behavior-medical...and hence worthy of non-invasion honor (forever)?

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)