23-Airplane!

A Story by Abishai100

A chipper flight-film adaptation of the iconic 1980s Robert Hays 'examination' of travel-Romanticism 'bound' for (simplified) dogma.

A bright pre-Spring fanfiction of that original air-transit comedy-gem Airplane! (Robert Hays), which I think you'll like (and thanks so much for reading!),

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AMLAN: My ex-wife's on-board this Euro-flight from O'Hare (hospitality-reading!).

RAKI: Excellence for air-transit, and perchance we get (Indian) luchi-bread huh?

AMLAN: I dunno if there's an Asian-cuisine option in-flight, but I'll ask (her).

RAKI: Good (bureaucracy-flare).

Amlan and Raki, pals from Dartmouth, made their way to O'Hare, for a Euro-currency examination of the diamond-market and knew Amlan's ex-wife, a flight attendant ('stewardess') was on-board for the journey but wouldn't anticipate their journey would include a terrorist-strike creating a special 'tremor' language-arts reading for our social-media/Selfie-commentary of capitalism-race disorientation superstitions/paranoia...for the 'flare' of Earthling-dialysis (hmmm).

EZZY: Just don't harass me on the airplane, Flight-23, Mr. Amlan Satan.

AMLAN: Gimme one-chance, for an on-board friendship-attitude (with you!).

EZZY: Getting back together with you is as funny as O'Hare, Mr. Amlan Satan.

AMLAN: Would you call me Amlan (again, Esmerelda)?

EZZY: You won't call me Ezzy (this-time), Satan.

AMLAN: Geez...I thought O'Hare was a very-nice rabbit's-foot sounding title.

EZZY: It is!

AMLAN: Wow...good lemonade (Facebook like).

EZZY: Damn.

CHEF: Thanx, Raki!

RAKI: I mean, what a lounge...if only for an 'incomplete-distances' line (happy).

CHEF: You want the tuna-sandwich with mayo, chips, and peppers (or not)?

RAKI: I mean, you'd never (ever!) think air-transit was terrorism-darkened now.

CHEF: Good...thanx...tuna or just the lemonade.

RAKI: Hell, both (Facebook like).

CHEF: Great (thanx!).

This was no ordinary-people air-transit 'examination' from O'Hare, particularly for our two protagonists of great Earthling-affability, Amlan/Raki, who quickly made for line-discovery of the darkened air-transit skies, for an individual, sent from Cobra, put-on mask and assembled-gun (filled with HCL made from basic even harmless components) smiled in the Flight-23 restroom, and announced they'd have to reroute the 23-Airplane to France (wow).

TERRORIST: I noticed that passenger was drinking/chatting with an attendant.

PILOT: That's our stewardess (Esmerelda/Ezzy); it's her ex-husband, pal!

TERRORIST: Well, I also noticed the same-passenger's buddies with another.

PILOT: I believe they boarded together for the O'Hare flight (23), pal!

TERRORIST: Play-cards quiet, Mr. Pilot, and we'll all be French-toast.

PILOT: Thanx (I think).

TERRORIST: Facebook like (ha).

Raki wrestled this super terrorist on Airplane-23 to the ground and glued his fingers together (Krazy-Glue), and Amlan kissed Ezzy. Wow, who'd think air-transit bound for Hell would yield a (Facebook like!) 'hologram' for the Heavens? That's just what happened...but it would've gone the other-way, were it not for the can't-die 'consciousness' of the (real) hero of this transit-tale...Raki (ha).

RAKI: Facebook like!

INTERVIEW: What's it like to be Romanticism-bound...with Esmerelda?

AMLAN: Ha, I felt like Quasimodo (originally).

INTERVIEW: Wow, tragedy meets restoration (marriage).

AMLAN: All's 'fare-rich' for Blue-Planet incomplete-lines for terrorism-dialysis.

INTERVIEW: Without doubt (thanx).

"Dearest Amlan-pal,

Congrats on your alien-resurrection, and I'm encouraged to adapt our 23-Airplane 'misadventure' into a Pulitzer-caliber novel of 'incomplete-distances' readings to sportsmanship 'drawn' Earthling-valor (ha). Perchance, I'll find you in some sports-arena, cheering-on a restored-family life of lines for dialysis (or books).

Stay cool,

Raki (your buddy from Dartmouth)"

Friends, is this a faerie-tale about antiterrorism or Romanticism-bound (you decide)? Is it the story of Raki-the-hero or Amlan-the-remarried (you decide)? For post-9/11 era air-transit bureaucracy-arts, the 'personnel' of Earthling consciousness may concern our lines for Selfie-culture happiness in book-life...or worry in (actual) diamond-life.