Pippi/Satan: Escape from Crime

Bright Pippi Longstocking allies with a sea-pirate (Amlan Satan) for a bloody-gem insurance 'game' in North America for a bureau-leviathan.

An adaptation of the characterization of beloved Pippi Longstocking. Happy Saturday all, 

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PIPPI LONGSTOCKING: "This special quest for the ultimate buddy-pirate of the old-seas 'fashion' will help me find the right eco-fortunes message in this great West-continent (North America) for my new bureau school-study of the life-action of (incomplete) dowry-gift democracy (Facebook like)."

Our beloved world-traveling student of the starlights, Pippi Longstocking was now fully-resolved to find the right bloody-gem ally for a cool North American stone-toys swap 'game' for insurance-detectives and believed she'd find the excellence in such action-thought with a real sea-pirate, whom she (actually!) met. This pirate, Mr. Amlan Satan, was designed by his genes to be Pippi's great-ally for this game of crime-escape and eco-fortune lines (for bread/fruit); a masked eerie-affable fellow of the waters who was descended from real old-Earth pirates (e.g., Blackbeard). This was most certainly 'capitalist' Facebook like.

PIRATE SATAN (Amlan!): This is my temp real 'estate' for Homeland-Jersey.

PIPPI LONGSTOCKING: You're really great, with the sword and stones, man!

SATAN: They don't call me the sea-devil for nuthin', dear Pippi friend (ha).

PIPPI: How long will we stay in this Echelon-abode, Amlan Satan?
SATAN: As long as we don't have this bloody-gem IQ, we must study (more!).

PIPPI: Excellence for chess (and a real estate).

SATAN: Hardee-har-har (Facebook like?).

BANK MANAGER: These two came in pirate/rabbit costumed for Halloween!
INTERVIEW: They had toy water-guns filled with HCL; burned the Ion-box.

BANK MANAGER: Swapped the rumored-insured blood-gems with toys!

INTERVIEW: Toys, man?
BANK MANAGER: Glass-animal miniature toys (geez).

INTERVIEW: Ion-company's seeing some 'straight' (Interpol-relation) exams.

BANK MANAGER: You said it; and we'd rather 'escape from crime' here, pal.

INTERVIEW: Perchance these two Halloween 'rascals' were sent by Interpol.

BANK MANAGER: Or a rival of the company (Ion); you know media-stunt?

INTERVIEW: Bureau for photo-synthesis, good-man (thanx!).

Would you believe Pippi and Pirate Satan made the records of a very-nice North American library-microfiche annals, in the post-WWII Roswell-invasion superstitions 'legacy' of lifestyle/domains fortune-readings for possession and isolation for Earthling books for capitalism-conspiracy? It's true, friends; Pippi Longstocking and Amlan Satan had officially become dark-seas of capitalism 'rascals' for (Interpol-relation?) bloody-gems fiction (ha).

Pirate Satan parted-ways with Pippi but gifted her a full-chest of lovely water-guns, which he was promised the bright smart Pippi would use in the summertime (somewheres!) to make some eco-fortune themed 'educational' games with other Earth-youngsters invested in that cool-handshake of what made life on our fare-rich Blue-Planet so (incompletely!)...dodecahedron.

PIPPI: "Facebook like (for all!)."

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)