Gremlins: Buffalo Wings

Two Buffalo citizens make for hospitality-readings 'adventure' in the Homeland when a gifted creature-friend requires (special) dialysis post-bust (for weakness).

A fun adaptation of that original iconic '80s consumerism hospitality/home-values gem Gremlins (Joe Dante). Hope you like it (for your Manic Mondays), 

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AMLAN: This Asian-sage gifted me Gremlin-fortune, creature; Facebook like.

MARCUS: Excellence for hospitality-graces in New York then for social media.

AMLAN: We're not to feed the friend outside the noon-midnight frame.

MARCUS: So, nothing between 1am-11am, eh?

AMLAN: You said it; we heed the advice and find Buffalo-wings for Facebook.

MARCUS: If we don't...

AMLAN:...I've no idea, but it ain't Facebook like, pal (ha).

Of course, this Buffalo-Xmas adventure wouldn't be Facebook-like for Amlan/Marcus since they unwittingly gave their gifted Gremlin creature-friend, a tiny adorable ancient-mystical 'being' some wings (chicken) at 11:45 when Amlan left out some in a paper-bucket for noon-feeding but fell-asleep drunk and awoke to find the wings eaten.

AMLAN: Unsure if the Gremlin chomped into the bucket at like 11:50, man.

MARCUS: What will my girlfriend say when she finds Buffalo-Xmas in Hell?

AMLAN: Hey, we dunno exactly what will happen for Xmas (now).

MARCUS: We'll have to spin any crisis-management for social media ok.

AMLAN: Good (Facebook like).

The Gremlin not only multiplied, into 2, but the 2nd Gremlin, 'Stripe' (as it was named by Marcus) mutated into a hideous troll of evil aura. Gremlin/Stripe didn't get-along, and Stripe fled into the Buffalo (NY) shopping complex, chased by Amlan, after it escaped their (shared) abode (apartment!). Marcus chased-after with his loaded water-gun (inserted with a thin-glass tube and loaded with home-made HCL). This was bad art for any Xmas...anywhere (wow).

EZZY: Amlan returned both creatures to our Buffalo Chinese-dive, eh?
MARCUS: All's well that ends in bloody sanity, darling girlfriend.

EZZY: The feeding outside noon-midnight was a pure accident though?
MARCUS: It was, but humility was 'wrought' regardless, for NY's sake, hon!

EZZY: Cool-beans; makes for hospitality-readings of the salvation-brand, ok.

MARCUS: Buffalo's dodecahedron.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)