New York's Gremlin: English

A Story by Abishai100

A misadventure tied with pet-care err and miracle-intelligence for humbled Earthling-dialysis (for the Ego).

A bright adaptation of the original 1984 gem about pet-care fantasy, Gremlins (Joe Dante). Hope you like it,

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Let me tell you the faerie-tale of an Algerian-American, an immigrant-citizen of the 21st-Century American Homeland of those 'incomplete-distances' readings of transit/lifestyle 'confidence' for superstitions and sanity, that yielded a special Selfie-commentary culture of high-art miracles of the imagination, involving a gifted pet, from a Chinese sage (in Buffalo/NY), called a Gremlin (Facebook-like?).

The protagonist 'antihero' prince of this New York faerie-tale, Mr. Amlan Satan, was living with his Buffalo-writer friend (Mr. Marcus Raki) and enjoying a normal lifestyle in his mod-age of incomplete-lines to sanity/bureaucracy, dating a local (Buffalo-winged) waitress (Esmerelda/'Ezzy') and cherishing his newfound love/joy pet in his life, his Gremlin pal, gifted from a Chinese sage from a Chinese restaurant in New York (wow).

AMLAN SATAN: This is it; classic USA (baseball) sweater to pair with Gremlins!

The Gremlin gifted to Satan (Amlan!) had become a real love/joy pet in his New York (Buffalo) life, for that holiday-season (Xmas) when the Chinese sage Amlan met at a restaurant in New York decided he'd be the ideal American home-care giver for the mystical/tiny creature-friend (ha). Amlan and Marcus gifted the Gremlin a miniature driving toy battery-operated motor-car which the creature liked driving around in inside their (shared) Buffalo apartment, in which Amlan/Marcus wrote special sports-superstitions tales, including The Miracle of the Baseball-Creature Series of '93 (wow).

AMLAN: You fed the Gremlin past 12?

MARCUS: It was 12:01 am, and it was literally begging for wings.

AMLAN: You fed the creature chicken-wings after midnight.

MARCUS: I know, I know; the Chinese old-man warned us not to feed it past 12!

AMLAN: What were you thinking, pal?
MARCUS: Didn't he also mention the Gremlin would multiply/mutate upon err?

AMLAN: Correct-o; the multiple-mutant Trolls it'd generate would hate acid.

MARCUS: Let's just insert a thin-glass tube inside a water-gun; fill with HCL.

AMLAN: Geez, what an Xmas for detour and U-Turns, because of neglect (NY).

MARCUS: Relax...what's the worst that will happen, Amlan?

Amlan/Marcus saw their beloved love/joy pet ('Gremlin') multiply into 4 (totally-rad) Gremlins and the 3 unoriginal Gremlins become mutated Trolls (wow). The Trolls fled the Buffalo-apartment they shared and became Xmas-street pranksters, raising Hell and biting folks/citizens in the ankles (damn). Amlan/Marcus meanwhile chased-away and used their water-guns (filled with acid!) to attempt to frighten them into running into premade cages (for trap). This was going to be an 'iconic' Earthling-holiday for the soul (because of neglect).

ESMERELDA (Amlan's lady-friend): I love you, Amlan Satan.

SATAN: I know that!

ESMERELDA ('Ezzy'): We've got to catch those Trolls, Amlan Satan.

SATAN: I know that!

EZZY (Esmerelda): Xmas in Buffalo for wings/sports shan't be sane, yeah?

SATAN: I know that!

EZZY: Why does the Gremlin (and its 'Trolls') hate acid, Amlan Satan?

SATAN: I've no clue...Facebook like (damn).

EZZY: Let's do it.

Fortunately for our two lovebirds, Amlan and Esmerelda ('Ezzy'), Marcus had the right-stuff miracle-view for catching the Trolls (Gremlin-mutants) with his acid-gun. He simply lured them to the shopping-complex water-fountain where they'd be literally/absolutely confused with the juxtaposition of water-and-acid, rendering a fun Selfie-commentary joke about 'incomplete-distances' readings for action-adventure superstition for the 'chemistry' of pet-care (for Earthlings!).

CHINESE SAGE: Thanx for returning the Gremlin...and its (caged) Trolls.

ESMERELDA: We were so humbled by the consequences of err, mister!

CHINESE SAGE: Take good care next-Xmas; and remember the education.

AMLAN: Yeah, never let a Gremlin (or Troll) scurry into a shopping complex.

MARCUS: Without HCL (damn).

CHINESE SAGE: Farewell, American heroes of darkness.

ESMERELDA: Facebook-like (farewell, mister!).

Amlan and Ezzy got married and never forgot that Xmas-Buffalo 'wings' season of those 'fantastic' incomplete-distances readings to the rendered confidence of simplified heroics, upon completion of their caging/return of the Trolls (and the original beloved 'Gremlin') to the Chinese sage who gifted them that miracle-pet that holiday-season. Had they not made that post-12 feeding mistake, Esmerelda'd still be fascinated by the cuteness of the love/joy creature-pet (Facebook-like!).

EZZY: Chocolate-waffles, Amlan Satan.

SATAN: Forgetting about human err, Esmerelda (yeah!).

EZZY: Buffalo's a miracle again.

SATAN: Marcus felt so bad about the feeding-blunder, Ezzy (damn).

EZZY: All's well that ends in waffles from Belgium, no?

SATAN: Great.

Amlan adapted the (secret) misadventure into a nationally-recognized novel titled Pet-December, and he remembered what he learned about Gremlins and humility in New York (Earth); a Selfie-commentary culture reading for incomplete-lines to (simplified) dialysis for all.