Pippi's-Colgate

A Story by Abishai100

Does eco-folklore have to feel like pure fiction, for Pippi Longstocking (and us)?

An Earthling adventure featuring Pippi Longstocking in a tale of distance-readings for (incomplete!) capitalism-race 'chess' dialysis (for the Bartleby in all of us!).

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Let me tell you the (incomplete!) tale of my crazy American Homeland adventure-ride with the fantastic Mr. Amlan Satan, a good-fellow Robin Hood heroics-artist I met while traveling around in New York in the post-9/11 era of Earthling flares for sportsmanship-linked social-media culture fortune-handshakes! My names Pippi, and I consider myself Satan's biggest fan of the Blue-Planet; after we procured a special 'sportsmanship-treasure ad' deed in an educational place called Colgate, I knew I became his special heroine, his special buddy for American-TV docs (ha).

AMLAN SATAN: Look at this Roswell-invasion lore for Homeland microfiche!

PIPPI (Me): I guess we're learning about the lines of many eco-capitalism IQs?

SATAN: Hey you've become my special little-ally for microfiche-examination(s).

PIPPI: Is this 'pirate-diamond' (African war-zones) secret (Colgate) invasion?

SATAN: It surely must be, and we'll be special masked heroes for Interpol now.

PIPPI: I'm pretending to be your theater-performer assistant for bank photos.

SATAN: We'll have water-guns filled with acid for easy-burn/swap with toys!

PIPPI: Then what?
SATAN: We leave a microfiche 'extracted' eco-capitalism 'insurance' headline.

PIPPI: Wow, like a Robin Hood legend for pirate-gem 'insurance' docs, pal.

SATAN: Then, we return to our Roswell Earth-invasion arts/microfiche, Pippi!

PIPPI: Excellence for dialysis.

We did it, friends. We got the impossible 'deed' for capitalism-race 'chess-heroics' in that educational place called Colgate, and we were going to apply the legend in social-media/streets for special eco-consumerism hygiene talk about toothpaste (for bureaucracy-asparagus). My buddy (Amlan Satan) thought I was the ideal street-theater doctorate-lawyer (ha).

BANK MANAGER: We've been visited by (Interpol?) Colgate-chess insiders!

INTERVIEW: There's talk of Earthling-piracy for eco-capitalism hygiene now?

BANK MANAGER: We think the Ion-company gems (insured!) were unknown.

INTERVIEW: Wow, bad bureaucracy insider motions for labor-routes, eh?

BANK MANAGER: Everyone on Earth thought these pirate-gems were in Africa.

INTERVIEW: War-zones, addressed by theater-heroes, for insurance-dialysis?

BANK MANAGER: Facebook-like.

Wow, we were really great, and Mr. Amlan Satan told me about the hero-days of Melvin Purvis and the stories of Robin Hood and the tales of James Bond and even Darkwing-Duck, and me thinks he (secretly!) had become his own legend, something of a Selfie-culture (incomplete!) lines-reader for all things Colgate sought/needed for a cool toothpaste-restorations in fortune's detective-work (for the Ego).

DR. SHIELDS: You say to me this "Satan" showed you toothpaste-miracle?

PIPPI: That's right, doc...me thinks there'd been some consumerism-library!

DR. SHIELDS: Perchance you found some 'educational' doctorate (for wind).

PIPPI: Actual diamond pH, doc.
DR. SHIELDS: Facebook-like?

DR. SHIELDS: So, you're now writing a cyber-tale about Bonnie and Clyde?
PIPPI: Why not...for that lost-art of Earthling (American Homeland) dolls?

DR. SHIELDS: Had not this "Satan" been the right-stuff guardian, you'd shake?

PIPPI: Oh, yes; doc, Colgate-mineral chess needs social dawn.

“Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly” (Charles Addams).

Friends, what do you make of this (secret) hero-dream, which I'm sealing in a time-capsule retelling for future-world archaeologists to make for 'discovery' in the lost-art of Earth-minerals mining care/distance (for bureaucracy-dial)? Maybe someday fortune (or treasure) will be for the special 'arms' of downright-driveways, as my (secret!) buddy (Mr. Amlan Satan) would call. Thanx for reading, all (and find a cool document!).