Vampire Hunter A

A Story by Abishai100

A 'fantastic' vampire hunter ("A") leads a mod-Earth 'crusade' to scrape out the Hell from the dominions of (downright) disaster-bonds.

A fanfiction of the Vampire Hunter D franchise.

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VAMPIRE HUNTER AMLAN ("A"): Microfiche Roswell/abduction IQ for vampirism.

LIBRARIAN: You look like a nerdist-stranger, good-fellow; intrigue!

VAMPURE HUNTER A: Thanx...are you versed in vampire-lore/cults, friend?
LIBRARIAN: Well, there's some nice lit here about Van Helsing, Bram Stoker.

VAMPIRE HUNTER A: What about 21st-Century vampire-cult media/languages?

LIBRARIAN: Why're you so intrigued by vampire-lore, with pensive face, sir?
VAMPIRE HUNTER A: I was born of the moon-sign to hunt predator-leeches.

LIBRARIAN: What's that?
VAMPIRE HUNTER A: Look, you needn't concern yourself with my microfiche!

LIBRARIAN: 'Dialysis' for justifications for lore/myth/mission tedium, friend?
VAMPIRE HUNTER A: I not have 'fortune' of friends...only angels/consultants.

LIBRARIAN: So, what does a 'predator-seeker (hunter?) claim for skill(s), friend?

VAMPIRE HUNTER A: An eye for rich-detail; face-ID, sniper-grades, dowries.

LIBRARIAN: Geez, like you study dowry-deaths and blood-cults for politicians?

VAMPURE HUNTER A: Microfiche for vampire-IQ leads image for thorn, eh?

LIBRARIAN: Wow.

Mr. Amlan Satan, a real vampire-hunter, had an eerie secret for Earth. He was a vampire (himself), with strange-shaped fangs (just like a vampire!), contrasted with his modest build/body-weight but complementing his 'fantastic' skill(s) with marksmanship, literature, dialysis, vampire 'face' detection, quiet-meditation, and pronounced discretion, with a 'Catholic-ID' for Selfie-commentary culture of incomplete-lines for transit/lifestyle dodecahedrons!

VAMPIRE: A toy?
VAMPIRE HUNTER A: It's a water-gun, bad friend!

VAMPIRE: It's filled with a potion, eh?

VAMPIRE HUNTER A: A chemical of great enhancement for your consciousness!

VAMPIRE: Splash my shoe, if you've got the aim, as I dance (speedily), friend.

VAMPIRE HUNTER A: Sound dodecahedron.

Well, Vampire Hunter A ("Amlan Satan") believed in his crusade of Earth, since he was told by a gypsy he was what he was, born under a blood-war sign for special/secret vigilance and trained to wander, work-for-hire for hostel/motel stays, and fight/infiltrate with the acumen/consciousness of a 'dark-elf' of field-goal Romanticism; however, he'd not found any real/personal dialysis for 'true-love' in this hologram-tale of monsters and disease (wow).