Rodimus: Decepticon 'B+' Story

A robot-pal of human-youngster (Daniel) relays the bad-leadership 'fable' of evil-robot captaincy to illuminate a special 'academic' deformity.

A fanfiction of Transformers storyboards. 

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RODIMUS: Trust me, Daniel; this tale of Decepticon logic is diabolical.

DANIEL: You say Megatron (captain of Decepticons) had 'scheme' for his own?

RODIMUS: The 'Devil's Own' for legend, as they say, Daniel (sure).

DANIEL: Well, I know you taught me as a friend (Autobot) that they're evil!

RODIMUS: Evil armies, like bad empires, have loony-captaincy shapes.

DANIEL: So what's this tale concern, for Soundwave's poor-stat by Megatron?

RODIMUS: Incomplete-distances readings for (outright) bad-leadership, Daniel!

DANIEL: Should I know all this stuff?

RODIMUS: Hey, I'm your Autobot-democratic pal; my story's pure stickers.

DANIEL: Go on, Rodimus my friend (Facebook-like!).

Rodimus had taken Daniel on a special fishing-trip in the American Homeland, having become his special Autobot-democratic robot-alien visitor pal from the A.I.-machinery planet called Cybertron. Rodimus and the valiant Autobots worked to detangle the 'leviathan' of terror/terrorism created by the autocratic and scheming Decepticon bad-army from Hell (Cybertron) and hoped to expose the intolerable 'presence' in Earth-world and hence move them to stat self-exile (deep-ocean abyss) for a restoration of (all) human-civilization 'religious' liberties (for the Ego!). Thus, Rodimus began to relay to his buddy-pal human youngster (Daniel) the ins-and-outs of very stranger characterizations of Decepticon-conceptions of 'liberties' in mischief and role-model corruption and (outright) evils. That's where we pick-up and read (on) what Rodimus explained about Megatron (Decepticon captain-general) and his very scheming/bad 'examination' of influence over one of his soldier-drone 'minions' named Soundwave (Decepticon!).

RODIMUS: "The story goes like this, pal --- Megatron had always 'eyed' Soundwave as something of a fiercely-obedient infiltrations-drone of calculating mechanics-intelligence, and he sought to (therefore) 'create' Soundwave as his (secret/private) 'image' of (outright) subservient role-playing servitude for his 'view' of an eventual fascist 'sphere' of laughter; and that's why Soundwave had to always keep some form for 'beautiful-mind' personal diligence/distance, which is what we Autobots had noticed in this special 'incomplete-line' case of what made/makes Decepticon captaincy (or 'leadership') a frailty-system of dogma, requiring a more 'comfy' large safe-distance exile (deep-ocean abyss), for Megatron to outline his own 'cartoon-IQ' for Decepticon-direction (for the Ego)."

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