Amlan & Danica: Mrs. Limetree {Rent}

Is your landlord...discrete?

A tale of inventions in customs for lifestyle-sanities (in the American Homeland). Thanks for reading! 

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Amlan hoped his new (shared) Homeland-Jersey suburbia-town (Echelon) studio house life with Danica (a girlfriend from Dartmouth) would yield a fantastic view of liberty in arts and sports-writing for 21st-Century Earthling 'incomplete-distances' readings for the kangaroo-hops and computer-mouse 'bread/fruit' of Selfie-commentary culture comforts/confidence. Boy, was he wrong, adding his name (eventually) to the stats of cyber-age commentary-citizenry nerdists of Western 'worldly' expressions of (simplified) fortune field goals (for the Ego).

Danica, a bright architect-turned-artist, decided this work with Amlan in Homeland-Jersey studio-life in the 21st-Century would be anything but rent-consciousness, but that's where they over-played their 'confidence-hand' with their landlord, the local suburbia development/residence manager-executive (Mrs. Limetree), who sought to test the bonds/chess of Amlan and Danica's incomplete-lines to Selfie-culture 'creature-comforts' for bureaucracy-arts (from Hell!).

AMLAN/DANICA: We like this home, Mrs. Limetree (really!).

LIMETREE: Your rent's increased, because you're bright cyber-circle celebs IQ.

AMLAN/DANICA: What's it?
LIMETREE: Look, we need more kangaroo/mouse hip-area Jersey talk sport!

AMLAN/DANICA: What's it?
LIMETREE: I plan to use your special cyber-writers 'repute' for prop-value IQ.

AMLAN/DANICA: We don't feel comfy...posting us as 'reps' for rent-hype!

LIMETREE: This is the fare-rich Blue-Planet of incomplete-lines to dialysis.

AMLAN/DANICA: We'd doubt 'diary' requires lawyer-bot (Facebook-like).

LIMETREE: Damn.

Wow, Limetree really took Amlan/Danica by-storm and required incomplete-lines 'chess' for residence-sanities in this 21st-Century of comforts/lifestyle 'linked' diary-for-readings (sure). How'd they get out of this one?

AMLAN: Let's escape to Brussels; I know a diamond-merchant (relative!).

DANICA: You choose to give-in and flee the Homeland, for Limetree-mice?

AMLAN: Hey, Belgian waffles may be superior for American-rent dialysis.

DANICA: Facebook-like (fine).

LIMETREE: Those two 'jetters' painted a dowry-roadway(s)...to Heaven.

ASSOCIATE: You're the lady-siren of Western worldly-brand, Limetree.

LIMETREE: Why not?

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)