American Onside

Can football be 'wed' to dogma for (American Homeland) brainiacs?

A football 'culture' yarn inspired by the American football 'dodecahedron' film Any Given Sunday (Oliver Stone). Thanks so much for reading, 

DISCLAIMER: This work of sports-fiction contains images/references with no commercial/explicit ties to any representative person(s)/body (e.g., NFL cards) and is therefore cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social theater (for 'open' media-reviews). 

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Mr. Amlan Satan, a man from Dartmouth, had decided his special sportsmanship-windows (American football) rookie-card 'diorama' had special premonitions value for commerce/media cultures readings for incomplete-distances materialities and created a (quite) 'fantastic' stats/delivery linked performance sheet contour/comparison to create rookie (QB-athlete) predictions graphs for competition investment 'dialysis' in our Selfie-commentary culture of (black-and-white) lifestyle/culture dogma (for the Ego).

SATAN (Amlan!): "Roswell-invasion mythos for domain controls education, ha."

LIBRARIAN: Microfiche-study for transit-superstitions for American lifestyle.

SATAN (Amlan!): "A nice 'onside-kick' orientation for Western dowry."

LIBRARIAN: Sound dialysis for bureaucracy-arts in football's helmet-dreads.

SATAN (Amlan!): "Fantastic adaptation-quotient for land comment (deities!)."

LIBRARIAN: Good (Facebook-like).

Friends, Satan's special (American Homeland) football 'onside-kick' superstitions mythos/diorama created a nice fantastic graph/sheet for predictions for stats/achievements to create an investor/fan 'handshake' image for what'd become a 21st-Century Earthling incomplete-distances line for sportsmanship-treasury (wow).

READER: Well, one of your rookie 'trophies' for casting is coaching-line.

SATAN (Amlan!): One of them is a Bowl-honoree, friend.

READER: One of your rookie 'trophies' is a TV-sensation (only!).

SATAN (Amlan!): One of them is a Thanksgiving-football celeb, pal.

READER: Sound theater...for a bureaucracy flare (in Hell)?

SATAN (Amlan!): Only in America can one cast 'image' for doubt (ha).

READER: Good (Facebook-like).

Would you consider Mr. Amlan Satan an intellectual, a generic patriot-fan, a deep-thinking stats-caster, a rookie 'trophy' (QB-athlete) premonitions artist for bureaucracy-flare(s), or simply a Western citizen diplomat of all things that had become Earthling-dowry (for the Ego)?

GIRLFRIEND: What's this vigilante-doodle for youth-hologram, pal?
SATAN: Urban/transit vigilance comics-avatars for (American) dowry.
GIRLFRIEND: Dowry for 'chess-ties' with football and policework.
SATAN: Why not...for an onside-kick mythos in Earthling-doctorate (ha)?
GIRLFRIEND: The 'academic' beauty of sports with traffic-controls books.
SATAN: Correct-o, darling...my homage to all things leviathan.
GIRLFRIEND: I don't get this Super Bowl psychic-bread for superstitions!
SATAN: Just think, darling --- the idealized 'art' of sport-detectives.
GIRLFRIEND: I get it, hon...you've 'wed' football...to dodecahedrons.
SATAN: Why not, for bureaucracy's dimple!
GIRLFRIEND: Good for the AntiChrist.
SATAN: Thanx (comic art).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)