Scandals-of-Phonics

A Story by Abishai100

A New England teacher recounts his 'extra credit' ordeal transcending a real educational 'environment' scandal for discrete-language.

A school-arena scandal-meditation story drawn from the gripping education-orientation exchanges-dialysis film Oleanna (William H. Macy). Thanks for reading!

DISCLAIMER: This work of fiction offers no ties to any representative person(s)/body and all images/references used herein (therefore) comprise a purely 'personal' expression for social theater (for 'open' translation).

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This is my black-and-white horror-tale of incomplete-distances readings for (American Homeland) education 'environment' thinking that miraculously helped me get-past a horrid scandal 'chess-tied' with a geology-teacher who became my special Selfie-commentary culture object (of dialysis).

I was teaching English-lore at a New England educational area (school) and thought to invoke special Earth-minerals symbolism for reflection for varied invasion/abduction superstition imagery for Earthling-consciousness that drew the interest of Shelbye, my peer (teacher) who was equally attractive/bright and instantly made me think all those Friday's Eve night-hours microfiche 'examinations' drew in me special Romanticism charms (wow).

SHELBYE: I'm presenting the (simplified) truth; concerning scandal's flare.
BOARD: Your 'claim' is our respected English-folklore teacher's not ingenuous?
ME: I've made no public claim of my 'beryl' charm-art for Shelbye's repute(s).

SHELBYE: The (simplified) truth here is this teacher invaded my biases!
BOARD: Your 'claim' is this journal-beryl image of you as a beryl-angel's a lie?
ME: I was making a synthetic-story about Shelbye as an environment-oracle.

SHELBYE: I didn't like thinking of myself as an Oracle; chance future-deity art.
BOARD: Your 'claim' is this minerals/oracle journal 'sketch' drew scandal(s)?
ME: I'm the sort of educator invested in the 'aura' of hypothesis pre-publishing!

SHELBYE: What proof did I have he wouldn't share his beryl-oracle art of me?
BOARD: Your 'claim' is our English-folklore teacher's seeking 'environment' diet.
ME: I think this is a teacher-Selfie 'comment' (simplified) for death (hmmm).

Friends, I'm recounting my 'account' of this horror-tale in a backyard-buried time-capsule retelling for future-world archaeologists to make for 'discovery' of my 21st-Century Earthling (American Homeland) 'incomplete-distances' readings of what'd become a Selfie-commentary culture of (simplified) diet-lines for showcase/shares (for the Ego). The Board decided I'd no intention (or evidentiary claim surrounding it) that I was to 'publish' (or share!) my (secret/private) journal-sketch of Shelbye as land/dominion invasion-and-superstitions Oracle-deity of beryl-magic art-dialysis and that it was (simplified) 'Selfie' dramatization. However, Shelbye never contacted me again, despite having become my once-girlfriend for a Valentine's Day deed at our English-department building haven that I never forgot (sure).

SHELBYE: This is the 'text' for you, teacher-man.

ME: Me thinks you've been drawn to my Earth-superstitions charms.

SHELBYE: You've got the look of Obsidian-doc, teacher-man.

ME: What're you doing for Valentine's this year, Shelbye my lady?

SHELBYE: Facebook-like.

I made 'toast' of my micro-miracle dismissal by the Board with a 21st-Century world-exchanges 'reflection' culinary-treat soft/zesty (Indian) luchi-bread thanksgiving-diner plate and decided I'd try to forget the entire inquiry. Did Shelbye hate beryl...or just my (simplified) hospitality-readings of dowries?

I ended up writing a Pulitzer-caliber novel about Roswell-invasion lore 'chess-tied' with Earth-minerals 'metaphysics' titled Earth's Phonics and promised myself I'd re-examine this entire language(s) of discretion-shapes in a time-capsule (somehow) for Selfie-commentary culture 'incomplete-distances' readings of (simplified) detention (wow).