Euro-Dialysis: Brainiac

Professor Brainiac of Dartmouth expounds on a Catholic-Protestant (Euro) streets/commerce coexistence 'troubles' theory concerning phantoms for dialysis.

An inventive tale of modern UK-politics, drawn from varied media/comics. Thanks so much for reading! 

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PROFESSOR BRAINIAC (of Dartmouth): "After Pulitzer-caliber work concerning Catholic-Protestant commerce-lifestyle relations in night-club city of Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK), me thinks to expound my new theory that pocket/alley spiritual backlash against IRA random-paranoia with UVF-retaliation draws a new 'leviathan-presence' for outright Earthling superstitions may create a new 21st-Century language-line for phantoms-in-dots."

Folks, Professor Brainiac considered this special IRA-UVF street-commerce/lifestyle coexistence 'troubles' metaphysics representation for 21st-Century Western 'worldly' social-media culture a special superstitions-storytelling handshake for the new millennium of incomplete-lines readings of fortunes-readings 'linked' bounty/bounds for politics and culture. Given his own Catholic background, as an Algerian-American Christian-convert and (American Homeland) intellectual, he hoped his 'street-phantom' (IRA-UVF 'troubles') ghost-theory prompted a new 'language' for all that'd become capitalism's (unique) dialysis.

CRITIC: So, your new work concerns UVF-gargoyles possessed by demons.

PROFESSOR BRAINIAC: Think of the unemployment-driven IRA-angst in Belfast!

CRITIC: Your 'reaction-hypothesis' of UVF-reactionaries ghost-possessed is IQ?

PROFESSOR BRAINIAC: Think of the shape of UVF-force in 'immortals' dialysis!

CRITIC: Culture/religion/fortune angst (UK) drawing 'phantoms' for bread?

PROFESSOR BRAINIAC: Think of the legion-concept of Earthling-sovereignty!

CRITIC: Ghosts possessing politics-houses (in-streets) seems too child-like, no?

PROFESSOR BRAINIAC: Think of the social-media 'wave' for simplified laughter!

Folks, Professor Brainiac had created something of a 'ghost-magic' stir for Western civilization street-politics 'dialect' for the (outright) dialysis of fortune-readings in inter-religious (Catholic-Protestant) coexistence 'consciousness' in poor troubled UK (Belfast) and hoped his new line of chicken-pie recipe presentations for St. Patrick's Day in London could create a hospitality-language for what'd become a human time for dodecahedrons (in Hell!).

MESSENGER: Stop writing this nonsense about the Kingdom, Brainiac.

BRAINIAC: Who's this?
MESSENGER: Anonymous 'friend' of the hand-axes of Ulster Volunteer Force.

BRAINIAC: Look, Catholic-Protestant relations strained since partition.

MESSENGER: Partition of mainland (Catholic) Ireland was populations-chess.

BRAINIAC: That northern tip of Ireland (Belfast) was once Catholic-villages, no?

MESSENGER: Look, image of UVF-gargoyles ghost-possessed is secular nonsense.

BRAINIAC: I'm a nerdist of intellectualism culture-inventions arts only, friend.

MESSENGER: I ain't your pal, Brainiac; cease this Selfie-IQ for 'nerdy' data.

BRAINIAC: Sounds leviathan (thanx).

Folks, Professor Brainiac ceased his ghost-story presentations on the cyber-roadway(s) about IRA-UVF (Catholic-Protestant) commerce/lifestyle/transit superstitions 'angst' compounded by sightings/claims of phantoms and ghost and demon possessions creating compounded 'force' laughter-for-dialysis in the Western 'worldly' dominions of unresolved inter-religious silhouettes (for flares!). In the post-9/11 era Earth of incomplete-lines of bureaucracy-arts, the image of UVF-gargoyles possessed by demons/ghosts from the dark-side of the universe would draw special 'leviathan' photo-synthesis for social choreography for all that's (simplified) democracy. What do you think will happen (for Earth's brainiacs)?

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)