Gremlins: Buffalo Windows

Pet-care of the dark-side renders this fanfiction of the Joe Dante Big-'80s gem about inventions in social welfare fantasy (for the Ego).

A fanfiction of that original mystical Xmas-time pet-omen fantasy gem Gremlins (Joe Dante). 

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AMLAN: This is a great expression for pet-care consciousness, our Buffalo Gizmo.

RAKI: That Chinese sage thought us good keepers of that noon-12 feed-zone.

AMLAN: We must not disappoint him; for omen's rich in dialysis-book leviathans.

RAKI: Good, pal.

Amlan and Raki, pals from Dartmouth, moved into their Buffalo townhouse a bright summer ('23) and prepared to make nifty cyber-platform sports (American football!) language-arts tales for our Selfie-commentary culture of those 'incomplete-distances' readings of dominion controls for antiterrorism 'linked' net-activity optimism, for residence-based transcendence of new millennium horrors of invasion and piracy and invisible crimes and terrorism (e.g., 9/11).

CHINESE: Be wary of no feeding outside noon-12 zone; for Gizmo will be cute.

AMLAN: We know, we know...thanx for this very extra credit Xmas-present, man.

RAKI: Sounds dialysis; we're no fools; Facebook-like.

CHINESE: Good, be wary (Happy-Xmas!).

At first everything was fine, and Amlan/Raki drafted a 'fantastic' football tale (online) about Catholic-fanfare in that Buffalo-area (American Homeland), while their mystical gifted creature-pet pal ('Gizmo'), a 'Gremlin' (as the Chinese sage named 'it'), drove around their (shared) New York townhouse in the tiny auto toy they got him for Xmas (early!).

ESMERELDA (Amlan's girlfriend): It's like an Ewok or something.

AMLAN: I feel rich...in love.

ESMERELDA: It's awfully cute, darling boy.

AMLAN: You said it.

Suddenly, everything went to the dark-side, when Gizmo was given pieces of food at 12:01. The Gremlin multiplied, into 2 Gremlins, and the 2nd one then mutated...into a freakish-troll, which Raki named Spike (wow). Now our 2 pals from Dartmouth of Buffalo (NY/USA) were required to give it sound-chase for Hell, not Facebook-like (or anything).

CHINESE SAGE: I warned you, fools.

RAKI: You say the troll-variant despises/shirks HCL?

CHINESE SAGE: Load a water-gun with acid; insert glass-tube in piston.

RAKI: Right-o; we'll chase Spike into the mall fountain.

CHINESE SAGE: You say it fled your Buffalo-house and scurried into the mall?

RAKI: Amlan and I will heed your advice (this-time).

CHINESE SAGE: Cage the troll; return it and Gizmo to my restaurant.

RAKI: Awesome...Facebook-like.

Friends, the plan worked. Spike was chased to the New York mall fountain (area) where Amlan/Raki used their 'acid-guns' to shriek it into a small cage which facilitated its (secure) transport to the Chinese eatery where the sage worked, the sage who gifted them the (original) Gremlin that Xmas-season of incomplete-lines 'consciousness' for consumerism/eating superstitions (for the Ego).

ESMERELDA: Our heroes.

AMLAN: I regret everything, Ezzy.

ESMERELDA: Surely right-o; but don't fret; it's Xmas (Facebook-like).

AMLAN: Sounds-dialysis, Esmerelda; Xmas in New York's fashion (again).

ESMERELDA: Education's (always) social, darling boy (ha).

Raki made 'toast' of the lessons-accrued in Buffalo-Xmas lore with a world-exchange 'symbolic' culinary-treat soft/zesty (Indian) luchi-bread thanksgiving-diner plate chat(s) and would remember this 'misadventure' in the New York state (American Homeland) as one of incomplete-distances readings for the quality of hospitality's 'dark-side' dialysis.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)