Jason takes Boston (Friday-the-13th)

Amlan and Marcus, pals from Dartmouth, engage an April (Friday the 13th) 'specter' for a Boston-town (incomplete) reading in 'dowry' bends.

A fanfiction of Friday the 13th. 

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AMLAN: Seems this special language for superstitions in Boston (Friday the 13th) is triskaidekaphobia!

MARCUS: We've become street-readers for Boston-town's dialysis, pal.

AMLAN: Have you read these cyber-chats about a hockey-mask wearing 'specter' roaming?

MARCUS: April's Friday the 13th (for Bostonians) is a high cyber-traffic language, ok.

AMLAN: Maybe this bad-fellow as badly-died and returns for New England myth.

MARCUS: Facebook-like (damn).

Well, Amlan/Marcus, pals from Dartmouth made their April Friday-the-13th a special transit-line reading for all things dialysis, since the street-chat surrounded the mythos of a 'specter' wandering around in a hockey-mask, and he trumped into a sports-card store, bloody-murdered the merchant/owners and walked-out with (only) football-cards (wow). This became a social-media 'expression' for New England (bad) charms, drawing Amlan/Marcus to a state of detectives-dialysis.

AMLAN: There he is!

MARCUS: He looks more menacing in the full moonlight, pal.

AMLAN: You have that lab-backpack with that HCL-bottle, no?

MARCUS: Surely, pal...we'll load it into your water-gun.

AMLAN: I inserted the glass-tube in the shooting-piston to fill very hot water (damn).

MARCUS: Well...your hot-water doughnut now becomes 'acid' for leviathan.

AMLAN: Let's call this zombie Jason.

MARCUS: As in...not Jason and his Argonauts (ok).

EZZY (Waitress): What a tall-tale for Friday-the-13th, even for Boston's moon-light.

AMLAN: You doubt me.

EZZY: I just wondered what this concerns (for us)?

AMLAN: I've been in love with you, since February, Esmerelda).

EZZY: Geez, you 'exorcised' a hockey-mask specter with axes-hands (acid)?

AMLAN: Would I lie (to you)?

EZZY: Facebook-like (ok).

AMLAN: Thanx (you're the coolest).

DANICA (Wife): Here's that faerie-print (you want).
MARCUS: Thanx, lady-hawk.
DANICA: What's this faerie-tale concern (Boston)?
MARCUS: Friday the 13th faerie-wind (for Jason-X).
DANICA: Jason and the Argonauts?
MARCUS: No, the one we read about...axes-hands from Hell, sweetheart.
DANICA: Faerie exorcist story-telling (for the soul).
MARCUS: Without doubt(s), Danica (thanx).
DANICA: What does a faerie-tale concern a specter-zombie from Hell?
MARCUS: Boston's bureau-dialysis (for the Ego).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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