Northern Irish Bank: Foreign Doubt

Amlan Satan narrates a (synthetics) portrait of United Kingdom eco-capitalism bank-robbery (blood-diamonds) for enhanced Catholic-Protestant coexistence life facilitated by 'capitalism' super vision.

A fable about the complexities of the Western group, the IRA, inspired loosely by The Devil's Own (Alan J. Pakula). Thanks for reading, 

DISCLAIMER: This work of fiction offers no ties to any representative person(s)/body (e.g., Scotland Yard) and is cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social theater (for 'open' reviews). 

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AMLAN SATAN: After reading some works on eco-capitalism and inventive populism-rhetoric linked politics in the West, I decided to cast some special blood-diamond operations 'light' in troubled/commercial Northern Ireland (United Kingdom) where rumored smugglers-roads of conflict-zone gems for African-shores resource-exploitations by 21st-Century treasure-baron investors would 'complicate' economics/consumerism 'linked' Parliament talks favoring enhanced Catholic-Protestant street/capitalism life in Belfast and augmented my (secret) mission as the lone-agent of the self-named 'Foreign Irish Republican Army' (as a non-Irish, Ivy-educated, Catholic-man/fan of vigilantism-arts for 'education' in Earthling-helmets).

I was at a special hostel-station in New England ('Wingate'), where I met some members of Friends of Sinn Fein and explained that as the lone-agent of the F-IRA, I seek some vigilante-expression of capitalism treasures storages 'intelligence' in our 21st-Century Western Selfie-world of consumerism 'linked' lifestyle bureau-lines (for photo-synthesis).

It was a special-case of Catholic-Protestant relations linked with commerce/consumerism (diamond-storage) in Northern Ireland (United Kingdom) that moved me to learn something about the history/records of mainland (Catholic) Ireland, which was partitioned in the early 20th-Century following the declaration of an Irish Free State (capital: Dublin) and led to a Northern Ireland territory (capital: Belfast) still controlled by the British Empire because of a 'technical' demographics/population majority of British-Protestant residents/citizens, descended from generations of English colonialists. Today's Northern Ireland (UK) city of Belfast saw strained relations between the Catholic-minority and Protestant-majority groups living alongside each other as Parliament negotiated talks for enhanced commerce/economics addressing Belfast-troubles like unemployment, poverty, and consumerism-media (for the books!).

READER: What's this story of the Black/Tans monitoring bank/gem storage?

ME: Well, this archaic Protestant-policing force is unaware of smugglers-roads.

READER: So there's super attention 'line' for blood-diamond 'chess' for Parliament?
ME: Without foreign doubt, friend...requiring simplified readings in anthropology.

READER: You must be American...fan of Bonnie and Clyde (Warren Beatty)?

ME: Actually, equal-fan of The Saint (Val Kilmer), thanx.

It was during a special Northern Irish bank swap of (rumored-insured) conflict-zone gems with glass-animal toys for eco-message and street-consumerism reform 'consciousness' vigilantism in the United Kingdom that I decided to leave-behind my special/secret vigilante-duet youth-friendly avatar-doodle, featuring a heroine angel-counselor I'd considered my fantasy 'image' for consumerism for this crusade to bring sanity to an area simply unable to afford risk-complication (e.g., blood-diamonds).

BANK MANAGER: Seems some (Interpol-relation?) Kingdom-stunt for insurance.

INTERVIEW: The masked-man (Stranger) claimed he was a rival of Ion-company?

BANK MANAGER: He had a water-gun for bank photo theater; filled with HCL.

INTERVIEW: He left some art note about insurance and Black/Tans view?

BANK MANAGER: We'd rather stay-clean of any conflict-zone gem dialysis, friend.

INTERVIEW: Without foreign-doubt (thanx).

Well, that's my faerie-tale for vigilante-deeds concerning eco-capitalism (blood-diamond) 'intelligence' and Selfie-commentary culture readings in consumerism 'integrity' superstitions. What if I told you this entire tale was pure fiction/hyperbole and that I was sent by the Ion-company itself to make this elaborate/fun diamonds-motions and insurance theater for Northern Irish detectives? Is eco-capitalism a 'complication' for modern social-media citizenry/mice? What do you think?

SCOTLAND YARD: We know nothing of blood-diamonds in the Kingdom.

INTERVIEW: Sounds-dialysis; hyperbole in capitalism makes for 'bad' artists.

SCOTLAND YARD: Without foreign doubt (ok).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)