Republican Thorax: UK-Advectives

Can consumerism paranoia yield dictionary image for gem-phonics in the West (for all)?

A world-capitalism 'chess' fantasy concerning the UK-troubles with the pluralism-rhetoric challenges with the Western anathema-diary of IRA nerdism. Thanks for reading! 

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Mr. Amlan Satan had already cast himself as a special "Robin Hood" character in the treasure-motions world of 21st-Century intrigue in consumerism commentary for Selfie-books daydreams for comforts and wondered if his special work with Northern Ireland (United Kingdom) theater for swaps with rumored conflict-zone gems intercepts made for a blood-diamond 'cinema' in consumerism-commentary for citizenry data/image/banks of Earth.

BANK MANAGER: This guy walked into the Belfast Bank on Halloween Day.

INTERVIEW: He was costumed as a street-theater actor with water-guns.

BANK MANAGER: Sought bank-box media-insurance chat theater for photos!

INTERVIEW: Filled his theater-prop water-weaponry with acid in the restroom.

BANK MANAGER: Swapped the rumored/insured blood-gems with glass-toys.

INTERIVEW: Eco-capitalism message, for Halloween's defense.

BANK MANAGER: We avoid any street-chat, for Belfast's dictionary.

INTERVIEW: Fine (Facebook-like).

Everyone in the UK (Northern Ireland) wondered if this 'merry-man' deed was simplified Belfast street-gossip, and Amlan Satan was himself pronounced as a self-cast hero-vigilante 'artist' for rumored/insured blood-diamond jewelry motions in smugglers-roadways rumor stemming from warlord-zones in Africa (e.g., Sierra Leone). He insisted that any insurance-corruption for consumerism would figuratively destroy commerce-linked policy-consciousness catering pluralism (Catholic-Protestant) capitalism enhancement chats in UK Parliament (for Western TV-culture books!).

INTERVIEW: Was this some rescue for restorations in commerce-commentary?
MR. SATAN: We're already in the stance of casting some Irish Republican Army IQ.

INTERVIEW: Are you a Catholic, since you're not Irish?

MR. SATAN: I'm versed in world-pluralism traffic for non-Irish hospitality-chess.

INTERVIEW: Are you working with street-UK allies for consumerism-defense(s)?

MR. SATAN: I named my agenda-organization the "Foreign Irish Republican Army."

INTERVIEW: No angels/allies?

MR. SATAN: Robin Hood wasn't a lone-crusader, but I am, pal.

INTERVIEW: Is this a bank-robbery legend for federalism hyperbole, friend?

MR. SATAN: Without decimal (Facebook-like).

Would Satan (Amlan!) triumph in this consumerism/diamonds crusade for street-rhetoric in troubles/fare 'rich' Northen Ireland (United Kingdom), for consumerism's consciousness? He'd already been labeled a street-transit vigilante rider for banks/smugglers intercepts 'intelligence' for UK-dialysis, and it would be determined if he'd become a consumerism/comforts diplomat for Western/Earthling dialysis-adverbs for pronounced capitalism-touchdown. Was he a coach's praise Robin Hood (for all)?

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)